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What Your Favorite Easter Candy Says About You
Brian Moylan · 04/22/11 05:25PMSunday is Easter, which means that today's the last day when you can go to the drug store and find a sprawling selection of the seasonal sweets that only Jesus' resurrection brings. Everyone has their favorite treat around this time of year, and your selection says a lot about you. Now is your time to head to CVS and get a bag or box of your candy of choice, because after tomorrow the "Easter Bunny" will have bought up all the goodies. But before you go for that sugar rush, let's take a look at what your selection means. [Photo above via Flickr]
That's One Big Ass Chocolate Bar
Jeff Neumann · 09/11/10 02:08PMFamous Man's Daughter Launches Website to Help Pathetic Lonely Females Get Over Their Break-Ups
Maureen O'Connor · 08/30/10 01:20PMAt David Barton Gym, Everyone Wishes They Were Drunk
Hamilton Nolan · 08/23/10 02:26PMWoman Demands Apology Over Penis-Shaped Chocolate
Max Read · 06/15/10 02:17AMChocolate-Eaters More Likely to Be Depressed
Max Read · 04/27/10 12:21AMMan Recreates His Own Face in Chocolate
Devon Irete · 04/07/10 02:46PMThe Cadbury Egg-Smashing Machine
Michael Jordan · 02/23/10 05:42PMSome very bored soul made a very cool Cadbury Creme Egg smashing machine. His roommates must be such patient people.
Oprah Unveils A Set Entirely Made of Chocolate
Adrian Muniz · 02/22/10 05:39PMMichelle Obama might be unveiling various efforts to end childhood obesity, but America's other favorite black woman will not be deterred by her love of sweets. Today on Oprah: a set entirely made of CHOCOLAAATTE!!
Oprah Constructs Edible Chocolate Television Studio, Because Who Dares Stop Her?
Pareene · 02/22/10 04:39PMBizarre Cadbury Commercial
Allison Oldfather · 01/04/10 10:00AMThese kids demonstrate some crazy eyebrow moves in this commercial for Cadbury Dairy Milk. It's not clear what the connection between the two is, but it makes a pretty cool ad.
Right On Time, It's a Diamond-Studded Hershey's Kiss
Hamilton Nolan · 10/21/09 03:23PMChocolate Is Death
Hamilton Nolan · 07/08/09 04:25PMA Valentine's Day for Love or Money
Owen Thomas · 02/13/09 07:47PMYou're One Truffle Away from Wanting All the Things You Can't Have
Hamilton Nolan · 12/18/08 03:02PMBecause Why Not?
ian spiegelman · 10/11/08 05:55PMFor a woman's password, offer chocolate; for a man's, try porn
Nicholas Carlson · 04/17/08 05:00PM45 percent of women will give away passwords to strangers pretending to be market researchers when offered a chocolate bar in exchange, according to Infosecurity Europe's survey of 576 office workers. Men fell prey to the scheme 10 percent of the time. Surprised? Don't be. That's addiction. Chocolate contains anandamide and for women in particular, its a psychoactive and addictive food. Academics report that 40 percent of women crave chocolate more than any other food. 53 percent like it better than sex. Meanwhile, only 15 percent of men have a similar hankering. But that should lead to an obvious conclusion for anyone trying to snag their passwords: ComScore reports that more than 70 perent of men from 18 to 34 visit a porn site each month. (Photo by reportergimmiTM)
Chocolate Addict Joss Stone To Pay Homage To Candy
Hamilton Nolan · 02/20/08 09:25AM[UPDATE:] Hippie pop star Joss Stone has signed on to do ads for Cadbury Flake. The product is shaped like a rod, so it was quite natural that they've promoted it [Adrants] in the past by having a pretty woman wrap her supple lips around it and roll her eyes back into her head in simulated ecstasy. And then walk down the beach with a horse. The not-so-subtle message: Women and horses will happily give you a blow job in exchange for a Cadbury Flake. Get yours today! Full [classic] ad below.