In the midst of her book tour, Hillary Clinton finally commented on her defense of an accused child rapist in 1975. The case, handled when Clinton was 27 years old, became an issue again last month when the conservative Washington Free Beacon released a tape of her bragging about her successful defense during a never-published interview with Esquire in the 1980s.

Former political person Sarah Palin, who's still performing her role as occasional whackadoodle on Fox News, went on last night to discuss the tragic case of former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky allegedly raping young boys for decades. She had a nuanced reaction to the whole affair, specifically that Jerry Sandusky should be lynched.

Both of Pennsylvania's senators have rescinded ex-Penn State football coach Joe Paterno's nomination for the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which they'd only recently submitted. Expect hordes of dumb Penn State students to light the senators' houses on fire now.

Polygamist leader and chronically masturbating child rapist Warren Jeffs is "in a coma and may not survive" after a hunger strike, ABC News reports. The Texas Department of Criminal Justice said the leader is in "critical but stable condition." Jeffs is serving a life sentence for with no chance of parole for 45 years for the repeated rape of two teenage wives. [ABCNews, image via AP]

How is polygamist leader and convicted rapist Warren Jeffs dealing the knowledge that he will spend the rest of his life in jail, never again to feel the sweet caress of his harem of child brides? With constant exhibitionist masturbation, according to an intrepid report from The Daily:

Polygamist leader and statutory rapist Warren Jeffs has been sentenced to life in prison for sexual assaulting a 12- and 14-year-old as part of a "spiritual marriage." A hoax crime tip led to a raid on Jeffs' Texas compound in 2008; the fallout, however, has been very real.