Last night on Chelsea Lately, Rachel Bilson admitted her penchant for chubby babies (cue the Chewy joke) and pop tarts. Yes, fat babies are a thing that you must love when you yourself are a small pixie weighing in at 90 pounds.

After shedding 60 lbs, director Kevin Smith can now enjoy a greater variety of sexual positions, sparing his wife from always having to "climb the mountain" - a rather cheeky euphemism he shared with Chelsea.

Last night on Chelsea Lately, Wilmer Valderrama appeared to promote his new film, From Prada to Nada. In addition to comparing his accent to Gloria Estefan's, Chelsea asked if his part-Colombian background grants him any particularly good "connections."

Chelsea opened the interview by congratulating Piers on his new gig because it's a "Step up from America's Got Talent." From there, it continued to the eventual discussion of being replaced by David Hasselhoff and 50 Cent.

Whitney Port stopped by Chelsea Lately to promote her new advice book "True Whit." Watch as she drops pearls of wisdom like "I don't know" and "I like color."

On last night's Chelsea Lately, adorable Ginnifer Goodwin manages to get even more adorable-er. While promoting the newest (and final) season of Big Love, Ginnifer also discusses failing miserably out of clown school and her inability to humiliate herself well.

Chelsea Handler decided to play hooky on MLK day in Hawaii and left the round-table in charge. Clearly, the next in the command chain should be her assistant, Chuy.

Roseanne appeared on Chelsea Lately last night to promote her new book, Roseannarchy. Here, she and Chelsea discuss the difficulties of writing as a comedian, the joys of drunk-dialing, and the necessity of having a "prescription for marijuana."

Last night, Chelsea Handler and co. unveiled and dissected E! Television's list of the Top 10 Douchebags of 2010. It is that time of year. Props to Chelsea for pointedly identifying the channel itself as the biggest douchebag of all.

On Chelsea Lately tonight, Handler proved she's more than just a slutty comedian (in your face, Kathy Griffith). Watch as Chelsea is "freed" by the music.

Reese Witherspoon lives on a barn and has a veritable nursery rhyme's worth of farm animals around, like chickens, pigs and donkeys. As she explained to Chelsea Handler last night, she loves them but draws the line at milking goats.

Things got a little sloppy on last night's Chelsea Lately when Diddy showed up late and drunk, and Chelsea wasn't happy. But, she was seemingly soothed by Diddy's relentless advances toward her, to which she seemed somewhat receptive.

Nicki Minaj talked George and Martha on Chelsea Lately last night. No, silly, not the first president and lady of the United States! Her alter egos! Yup, alter egos. Oh and there's also Rosa and Roman. Watch, inside.

Kathy Griffin defended her comments about Bristol Palin saying, "I made several scandalous jokes—as I like to do—and I'm standing behind them." Later, the two comediennes discussed the difference between comedy and just being a bully.

Tonight on Chelsea Lately, the gang got into the dos and don'ts of sex tapes. Do: smile. Don't: use botox. These tips will ensure your enjoyment of the next leaked celebrity sex tape... please, not Kelsey Grammer. Watch inside.

Last night, Handler showed us exactly what her "flock of morons" will do to you if you're caught canoodling with her main man, 50 Cent, behind her back. Dramatic re-enactment inside.

Last night while chit-chatting with the lovely Kate Bosworth, Chelsea Handler had herself a little brainfart. We forgive her though, it's got to be hard to keep it together with the girl from Blue Crush smiling at you.

Flo Rida must be having a really hard time competing with Kanye West and Eminem's new albums, if he is willing to give out his number to millions of strangers. Take sympathy on him, and send him a text!

Viewers tuned into last night's Chelsea Lately happened to catch a ridiculously entertaining segment with Stamos. He talks about Cloris Leachman's intentions to have sex with him, his love of Chelsea, Glee, and the name of his penis—Cyclops.

Gwyneth Paltrow appeared on Chelsea Handler's Big Interview Special last night to discuss Country Strong, a film in which she plays a boozing, pill popping former celeb. Who you gonna call? All at once now: ROBERT DOWNEY JR!