The Jolie-Pitt brood begins school in a fortress of solitude in Budapest. Jennifer Aniston is the world's most eligible single lady. Chelsea Handler goes on a date with 50 Cent. Tuesday gossip is ready to mingle.

Which former Chelsea Lately guest left the host a message that reads: "I want to f*ck you"? Watch Adam Levine read from Handler's racy Celebrity Guest Book. Apparently, things on the Lately set are just as wild as assumed.

On Chelsea Lately, Meghan McCain discussed the pressures of the campaign trail in 2008—everything from being told she looks like a stripper and talks like a valley girl to overdosing on Xanax the night before the election.

Today at Gawker.TV, the Morning Joe gang thinks your favorite band is groovy, Christina Ricci fondly recalls punching SNL's Ana Gasteyer in the face, Will Arnett's suit, and Chelsea Handler gives the inside scoop on her experience hosting the VMAs.

Last night Chelsea Handler used a large part of her show to talk about her gig as host of the MTV Video Music Awards. Highlights include: Lady Gaga's meat dress, PETA, and how surprisingly "together" Linday Lohan was.

The 2010 MTV VMAs are currently underway (live chat here), and they opened with a bang, as host Chelsea Handler was accosted by a cameo-making Lindsay Lohan in a bit that spoofed Lohan's recent troubles. Video of the intro, inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, Chelsea Handler rips on Kate Hudson's love life, Nikita gets revamped on The CW, a look at Roger Klotz' laugh on Doug, and Pauly D thinks he looks like Justin Bieber with his hair down.

Chelsea Handler and co. took time to laugh at Kate Hudson's prolific dating life. Watch as Chelsea and friends discuss Kate's most recent fling, her unrealistic views of relationships and what she has in common with Radio City Music Hall.

Mel B has gone from Scary Spice to housewife. She spoke about her children, how madly in love she is with her "crazy" husband and debunks break up rumors saying they aren't planning on getting a divorce... just yet.

On a recent stop in Atlantic City during her comedy tour, Handler and fellow comic Chris Franjola met Bill Cosby. Watch as they describe their awkward and unexpected encounter with the very much alive comedy legend.

Jewel visited Chelsea last night to discuss her new album and her latest non-musical venture: a cross-country motorcycle trip with her husband. Her self-deprecating humor and willingness to go toe-to-toe with the Queen of TMI are strangely charming.

Tonight, Angie Harmon talked about how one of her close gay friends urged her to let the public know she likes gay people, after she recently came out as a Republican. Even her summer was filled with "gays and vodka."

Last night Springer stopped by Chelsea Lately to talk about Baggage—but not before Handler congratulated him on 20 years of The Jerry Springer Show. In this clip, Springer discusses his eccentric guests and why his show remains popular.

Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert wishes President Obama had announced the war's end with more gusto, Melissa Joan Hart talks about child stars, and Jennifer Aniston and Jon Stewart awkwardly recall the date they went on over 15 years ago.

The announcement that Chelsea Handler would be the host of this year's Video Music Awards came as a surprise to many. Chelsea explains, "When you think of rap music and hip hop, you think of Chelsea Lately." Riiight.

When Chelsea welcomed Jennifer Aniston on her show last night, the topic was all of the insane rumors about Jen's life. Most aren't true, but that doesn't stop Chelsea from using them as justification for her own life choices.

On the topic of Tila Tequila's violently received, feces throwing concert, Chelsea and panel humorously justify the Juggalos' assaults against her. The audience, on the other hand, has a harder time laughing with the comedians. Watch the awkward studio dynamic.

Chelsea and her panel began the show talking about Kelsey Grammer's latest gold-digger, but the forum quickly degenerated into an insult war between Chelsea and comedian Jo Koy. Here's a compilation of the highlights:

Tonight on Chelsea Lately, Alanis Morissette spoke about her unexpected pregnancy (like, really unexpected), the holiday named after her in Canada (which she hates), and marijuana (which she enjoys). Video inside.

Chelsea's clearly on team Steven Slater. She praised his dramatic quit from JetBlue, and admired his voluptuous man-boobs. Even Chuy felt inspired, and walked off set after Chelsea pisses him off.