[Via @MatadorPress]

A former child actor best remembered for being the original voice of Charlie Brown and providing the Peanuts character with his trademark "AAUGH!" was arrested Sunday evening upon reentering the United States from Mexico through the San Ysidro Port of Entry after border protection authorities learned he had an outstanding warrant in San Diego County.

Imagine if the married 48-year-old man who somehow acquired your phone number and texts you a picture of his dick everyday instead texted you a picture he had just drawn of Charlie Brown saying your name. That would be romantic right?

If you had a lackluster year, an overcooked turkey, or endured Aunt Mildred's wrath at dinner, please be reminded: you could be eating jellybeans with Peppermint Patty. So, grab some leftovers and wake up Auntie. Charlie Brown is back again!

I thought all of the adults in the Peanuts series didn't have faces and sounded like muffled trombones? Something's not quite right here...

Looking for the perfect mashup of the Charlie Brown christmas special to send around to your family this season? Look no further, as we've rounded up the best the web has to offer.

We're a Christian nation with a Muslim president who hates Charlie Brown. It's outrageous. The only solution is more outrage, in the form of outrageous right-wing idiot statements. Today's outrage-off: a Jesus-fearing Tennessee mayor vs. Fox News and News Corp.

"A Charlie Brown Christmas" remixed as life in an ad agency. They make Pigpen work through the weekend! Monsters. Click through for the video:

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