The Internet has a weird way of bringing people together: Fathers and daughters, mothers and sons, Martha Raddatz and Chamillionaire.

When you have a ride this nice, you definitely want to go slow for all the haters to see. This kitten looks clueless, bewildered about how he got on top of a turtle.

Rappers C-Stone and Paul Wall witnessed a brawl over a cheeseburger at a Texas Whataburger, and kindly videotaped the event, which includes a rotund man yelling "Fuck you and your cheeseburger!" and losing his gym shorts during a tackle.