The L.A. Lakers won their second consecutive NBA championship, beating the Boston Celtics 83-79.

The Lakers beat the Celtics, forcing a decisive seventh game in the NBA finals.

It's 1986 again! I feel like listening to "Hip to Be Square" or "Lady In Red," or going to see Aliens or Farrah Fawcett in that grim dud Extremities. Oh, and I suppose they also had blind items in 1986. Let's hope because I have six, count 'em six, waiting for you after the jump. Overprotective moms, seductive publicists, and banana-hammocks all await you. Rock me, Amadeus!