Michelle Williams and Jason Segel are apparently dating, according to Us Weekly:

Remember when we freaked out because we thought Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were engaged? Well, they're not. And how irresponsible of anyone to spread that internet rumor. Ahem.

I wasn't going to pile on to the story of Sarah Tressler, the "Angry Stripper" blogger turned society reporter who has apparently scandalized Houston media. I mean, who cares? She's a reporter with a night job. Stripper with a day job. Happens all the time.

OK, so, nothing is official yet, but Miley fans are abuzz with the possibility that the actor-singer could have gotten engaged to boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. On Thursday, she posted a picture of her new nails on Twitter, and her followers couldn't help but notice the giant diamond ring on her finger.

German publication B.Z. has shed some light on the apocalyptic coming together of the Manilow*, Manson, Del Rey trio, pictured together at the Echo Music Awards in Germany: Marilyn Manson and Lana Del Rey are dating. B.Z. is supposedly in possession of photographic evidence that the once-rumored Wonder Years star and forever-rumored self-fellating rocker is having hotel sleepovers with Lana Del Rey.

Behold: Lana Del Rey, Marilyn Manson and Barry Manilow — backstage, as far as I can tell, at the Echo Music Awards in Germany a couple nights ago. "And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of their mouths issued fire and smoke and brimstone. By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths. For their power is in their mouth, and in their tails: for their tails were like unto serpents, and had heads, and with them they do hurt." [via]

Is Lady Gaga's 20.7 million-follower Twitter account really worth $30 million? That's what some marketing expert quoted by the Wall Street Journal claims. He says the "publicity and direct access Twitter gives Gaga to her fans is worth around one-third of the $90 million" she earned last year. I would have this marketing expert evaluate my own Twitter account for comparison but I already know its worth: $9.78 and a bag of Kettle Chips. Any takers? [Image via Splash News]

Last time agitprop pop star M.I.A. fought a journalist, she tweeted Lynn Hirschberg's phone number. This time around, M.I.A. accused Anderson Cooper of calling her a terrorist—and then backed down when Anderson turned out to be an M.I.A. whisperer. Apparently you just have to compliment her middle finger, and all will be forgiven.

The rumors had been swirling for a while, but now there is video evidence that Whitney Houston's notoriously troubled daughter Bobbi Kristina, age 19, is doing sexy things with adopted brother Nick Gordon, age 22.

Donald Trump, Jr. and his brother Eric are under fire from wildlife enthusiasts after TMZ posted up photos of a hunting trip the two took to Zimbabwe that show them posing with their trophies. The brothers are seen posing with the dead carcasses of elephants, wildebeest, crocodiles and other game animals. In one photo, Donald clutches an elephant tail has has cut off.

For those of you who needed another reason to crush on Jon Hamm, the Mad Men star joined the ranks of legitimate TV actors ragging on reality TV personalities. His targets: Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.

Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks both suffered apparent hacks this weekend, resulting in the release of nude photos of both. We'll get to Christina in a separate post; first, let's talk about Olivia's NSFW nudes, which are basically the filthiest celebrity nudes to date.

Tonight marks Lindsay Lohan's fourth time hosting Saturday Night Live — her first since a seemingly endless amount of legal troubles and rehab stints. In honor of her comeback, Lohan will be addressing everything that has made her tabloid fodder. Oh, and she'll be singing. Thanks, TMZ.

Jean Dujardin, winner of this year's Oscar for best actor for his role in The Artist, cut a joke about 9/11 from his new film so as not to sabotage his chance at winning the prestigious award, a report recently claimed. The UK Telegraph has more:

Boom! [via TDW]

This headline is misleading: Halle Berry actually broke her foot while chasing her daughter Nahla, who was chasing a goat. I hope you can forgive the shorthand.

Here's a brief refresher on Ray J: he's Brandy's brother, he made a sex tape with Kim Kardashian, and he was romantically linked to the late Whitney Houston. He's also an author, apparently, with the publication of his new book, Death of the Cheating Man: What Every Woman Must Know About Men Who Stray.

GQ profiled manic pixie rap waif Kreayshawn for its March issue, and the result is a mesmerizing feat of shit. Smoking shit, talking shit, and literally shitting.

But the bar with Madison Square Garden, and they were just another bunch of awkward celebrity seat mates at an NBA game. NYDN notes that Beyonce's nails are blue, "presumably in a nod to her baby daughter back home."

Aniston sex partner and literary scion Justin Theroux shows his bush in this week's New York magazine, prompting squeals of dismay (and occasional arousal?) worldwide.