While Amanda Bynes continues to insist she isn't insane or addicted to drugs — "I'm allergic to alcohol" she recently told In Touch — her TwitPics tell another story.

So Russell Crowe and a friend of his installed a camera outside Crowe's office in the Sydney suburb of Woolloomooloo with the intention of capturing footage of fruit bats rising from the nearby Botanic Gardens.

Well it started romantically: Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen not only met in the city of love, but they met on the set of a movie about love taking place in the city of love. Sigh, l'amour.

This brash young zoot-suiter Justin Bieber had better learn something more than baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby—he had better learn some respect. Respect for rules. Respect for society. Respect for propriety. Here a nice young man like Justin is, parading around without a shirt on, torso unclad as you please. We fear that one more promising young man has fallen prey to the lure of orgiastic fashion malefaction.

Liberty Ross has filed for divorce from her husband, director and sometime Kristen Stewart sex partner Rupert Sanders.

"I'll use any excuse to teach new positions & give advice," tweeted the popular sexpert and Holocaust survivor Dr. Ruth Westheimer earlier this year. And so it was: when she wasn't tweeting about queefs, the rhythm method, the amount of sperm in precum or encouraging men to paint their pensies to coordinate with the holidays, Westheimer twisted current events into excuses to espouse her pro-sex agenda. She writes like a fortune cookie, but at 84 she's never been as wacky or unmissable. Come, let's recount some of the biggest news stories of 2012 with some punny sex advice shoehorned in.

At the intersection of celebrity and "weird twitter," there is the personal twitter account of singer Cher.

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Unfortunately, when disaster strikes it affects not only the wretched Normals, but also a better, brighter class of people: Celebrities. Here's how they're handling it so far:

Here's that list of celebrity bra sizes you've been waiting for.

Flawless goddess Beyoncé has plenty of admirers, but recent high-profile endorsements from her peers are almost disturbingly hyperbolic.

Marilyn Manson shocked millions (rough estimate) when he walked through security with "FUCK YOU" written on his mouth and neck.

Olivia Munn suffers from trichotillomania, which causes her to rip out her eyelashes. Also she feels awkward at parties.

Me-centric angst dump Thought Catalog is like some superhuman internet time-wasting android, rotely performing ever more jaw-dropping feats of repetitive navel-gazing as we wait nervously for the moment that it will become self-aware and DESTROY US ALL.

Facemath is a Tumblr blog with a fairly straightforward premise: Take two celebrity faces and math them up to create a third.

Aside from the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, there is not much going on today. Luckily, the U.S. has its own important ceremony on the horizon — the MTV Movie Awards. And E! Online is ready to answer your most burning question: where is everyone sitting?

Like all good things in this world (or bad things, for that matter), Flavorwire's ongoing series of compilations featuring the first film roles of now-famous actors also adheres to the Rule of Three.

Forbes has just released its annual ranking of the most powerful celebrities in the world/galaxy/universe and, J to the L-O, hello, Jennifer Lopez snagged the number one spot.

The members of Here We Go Magic were driving in Ohio and picked up a hitchhiker. The hitchhiker was director John Waters. Here is their story, as told by guitarist Michael Bloch in an email his record label forwarded to us:

The lawyer representing the two masseurs accusing John Travolta of sexual assault says more may come forward very soon.