The Scoop notes baby-durability-tester Britney Spears may sue the makers of the high chair that her 7-month-old son was sitting in moments before a failed escape attempt resulted in a non-serious infant skull fractures and subsequent visit from family services:

Friends reruns, however, are off limits to little Coco. They make her sad and confused, reminding her about when Mommy had a job inside the TV with Funny Chandler Daddy while she had to let Stay At Home Daddy beat her at Chutes and Ladders all day.