2009 Keyboard Cat is so...2009. New year! New cat! New wicked bumpin' song. If anything else symbolized 5 PM on Friday more than this video, we'd sure like to see it.

Humans have a deal with cats. Poop in your litter box and we won't put a leash on you. Unfortunately, the man in this video has broken this sacred covenant.

This cat knows how its done. Get out of the shower to do your business. But flushing and putting the seat down? Way overrated.

Jay Leno has a new Tonight Show sketch called "Cop N Kitty." Last night's installment brought Jay and Kitty into a feline strip club called "The Litter Box" where some unnecessarily lewd things happened.

Poor Nosey the Cat is battling everyone's wintertime nemesis—Static Electricity— and losing. Watch as he shuffles around, trying to shed the balloon stuck to his fur.

There is a fine line between adorable and sad when it comes to fat animals. But this big guy, aptly named "Goliath", has the swagger of a champ, and the regal presence of Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.

Most cats don't like water—and now we know why. Having wet hair sucks, but when you don't have any hair at all... water is awesome.

In this adorable AFHV clip, cats do what they do best: be cats.

This was one moment from the Olympics that most of you probably missed—but that we at Gawker.TV rewound, recorded, and uploaded for the world to enjoy. So come enjoy the acid trip that apparently is cat food.

This cat gets pretty frustrated while playing "I Spy" with its owner. If it can just figure out the answer, it will get that treat.

When Holt's blow-up sex doll girlfriend is exposed to the world, the guys decide they need to find him a real girlfriend. Lucky for them, there's a new girl at the office who's single and loves cats. How ironic!

The warped adoration required to become a crazy old cat lady can be a beautiful thing if focused on a single beast. Feline sophisticate Tessa, who learned her manners from her mistress, is a product of that powerful, freakish love.

Its all snuggles and pillows until someone gets their ear chewed on. Thats when this kitty brings on the pain.

Cats were created for our amusement. No kitties were harmed in the making of this video, but the mole union isn't too pleased that their gimmick has been usurped by a bunch of adorable kitties.

Tragically, travel accommodations for kitty businessmen have always been sorely lacking... until now! With the continuing wonders of Japanese culture, feline professionals have their own hotel and transit consultants to cater to their every wish and whisker.

This cat is very persistent in its quest for balloons.

Mimi the cat is unemployed and it's taken its toll on her self-esteem. She hasn't gotten out of bed all day. Here, her owner tries to motivate her to make something of herself, but Mimi's too far gone for saving.

Crazy Cat wants to know why it is you pester him so? He just wants to hang out in his suitcase all day, but this human knows just the way to push Crazy Cat's buttons.

This family's house cat attacked a bear, demonstrating once again that there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity.

During morning talk shows they usually show pets that are up for adoption. Mr. Flufferskins and Dr. Smooches are cute additions to anyone's family. But it takes a certain badass to adopt and tame the untameable beast that is Robocat.