The principal of a Catholic school has apologized to parents for putting a photo of Oscar host and world's famousest lesbian Ellen DeGeneres on an invitation to an Oscars-themed eighth grade graduation dance.

The forced resignation of a popular high school vice principal in Washington prompted hundreds of students to stage a protest that effectively shut the school down.

"Aspiring Internet porn performer" Valerie Dodds (porn name: Val MidWest) says she was constantly mocked by her fellow classmates at St. Pius X High School for her decision to enter the adult entertainment business.