Here's an ad for Canadian car dealership Dale Wurfel, which seems to be trying to sell used cars with a little (unauthorized) help from fashion designer Tom Ford. The tag line: "You know you're not the first. But do you really care?" When you put it like that, no, we don't!

Texas' legislature is moving a bill to increase the speed limit on certain highways and rural roads to 85 miles per hour, the highest in the country. Throw in your "free 10," and you'll be able to drive 95 mph in Texas without much chance of getting pulled over. Maybe even 100, depending on how much speeding ticket revenue is needed to fill local budgetary gaps. You know what? Just floor the goddamn thing and forget the limit altogether. It'll catch up to you in a few more legislatures.

Thanks to a quick-thinking bus driver, this Chinese bus full of passengers manages to stop short after a concrete aqueduct falls on the road, avoiding a crash by mere seconds.

If a back flip was not part of your "Things Monster Trucks Can Do" list, it is now. Watch Son-uva Digger driver Ryan Anderson, son of Grave Digger driver Dennis Anderson, do the first back flip ever during Monster Jam 2011 in Las Vegas, NV.

There are few things worse than the sinking realization that your car is about to be towed. Next time this happens to you, remember that it could be worse if you lived in Russia.

In a mindless act of destruction, students from the University of Albany randomly push a car on to the street and proceed to smash it. Those responsible are reportedly facing criminal charges.

Forget Batman! This guy is the real superhero, bringing parking lot thieves to justice one pee at a time.

Somewhere in a suburb a group of kids came to the conclusion that stationary bike ramps simply weren't extreme enough.

Why is everyone so damn worked up bike lanes, those green strips of pavement that have been popping up all over New York (and causing disputes) in the past few years? A New Yorker scribe is virulently opposed to them, and now everyone seems opposed to him.

During the TED 2011 conference Google gave rare demos of its auto-driving car in a large controlled empty parking lot. Here it displays getaway mode, something that could become valuable to anyone trying to get away quickly.

Remember those self-driving Priuses Google's been driving around California highways for months? This weekend at TED, a bunch of journalists got to ride in them with video cameras. Above is some harrowing video from the course. Hmm... and this is supposed to convince us they're safe? [Mashable]

Although it probably seemed like a good idea at the time, this particular towing method clearly doesn't work. Hopefully next time they'll come up with a solution that doesn't cause the pick-up truck to fold in half!

Back in January, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's badass 1977 Peugeot 504 went up on the auction block to benefit disabled people in Tehran. Well, it sold! For $2.5 million. Who was the highest bidder? According to AFP:

Shot from above during at the Sydney Telstra 500, this tilt-shift video makes us nostalgic for our younger Hot Wheels days.

In New York City, regulators are searching for penalties that will discourage taxi drivers from refusing service to certain passengers. Why would a cabbie do such a thing? Let's turn to the comment section of NYPost.com to find out:

India is a very resourceful place and so are its people. Watch as a man straps themselves to the back of a speeding van Spiderman style just to catch a ride.

Apparently cracking a window wasn't giving this stuffy bus enough ventilation - they had to remove the entire front section.

How is this possible? It doesn't appear as this car is being towed or has a driver. Thoughts?