These motorists in Dubai have to deal with out-of-control Toyotas, sport utilities that defy physics, and guys that drive wearing headphones while their friend films the strange highway shenanigans before them.

Cars have so many computers in them now that they're vulnerable to hackers. Two security specialists were able to remotely disable a car's brakes by hacking into its on-board computer. Is there anything more terrifying than this? [NYT]

In their super awesome second duct tape special, the Mythbusters crew build a terrifying bridge and slam cars through 3 inch thick duct tape barriers. This looks fun. Can you get a grad degree in mythbusting?

Here's something you didn't see during tonight's highly hyped 60 Minutes interview of Conan O'Brien by Steve Kroft: a possibly-not-legal, but still hilarious, joyride around Los Angeles by the two men in O'Brien's infamous 1992 green Ford Taurus. Video inside.

There's no better way to attract customers to your delightfully anachronistic manual car wash than girls in bikinis. Oh, you live in an area surrounded by Star Wars freaks? Well just add some Princess Leia slave costumes and voila!

This is the sort of thing you fantasize about for hours after someone has successfully usurped a spot that you clearly intended to park in. This girl made it a reality.

What is the purpose of of car show models? It seems like they would just distract from the vehicles. At least, they would if they do what this woman did, and hit the ground like a floppy muppet.

Amanda Pogany's Honda was stolen in 2006. She just got it back. With a new engine, new tires, new rims, new windows, and new manual transmission. And a Dominican flag and "giant wooden cross." Perfect for a Judaic studies teacher.

[The growing population of wild boars in Europe has led German car club ADAC to conduct crash tests on simulated animals. Video after the jump. Pic via ADAC]

The concept of the spycar has been around since the invention of the car so the guys from Mythbusters decided to play a little game of chase to find out whether the techniques shown in movies work out on the road.

He succeeds where so many fail.

A German technical high school's robotics club created this auto factory out of LEGOs® to produce LEGO® cars in a miniaturized assembly line. Not only an amazing class project, but also the next step in Smart Car-style shrinkage.

Now this is a carwash that will take those unsightly years off of your car! Watch as the vehicle is demolished by tons of water being dropped on top of it, tearing it to pieces with one gigantic wave.

The worst part? He doesn't know how to work his windshield wipers.

Snoop Dogg was the guest on Larry King Live tonight, and it was pretty damn entertaining. LarBear and the Dogg discussed Tiger Woods, Susan Boyle, marijuana and more, but the best moment involved the two rollin' on dubs. Video inside.

It's called the Sashimi Tabernacle Choir, and it's made up of about 200 singing sea creatures on a Volvo. Every lobster from the marine cast of "The Little Mermaid" is rolling its eyes right now.

Fed up with the constant complaints about Toyota's brakes not working, "Akio Toyoda," CEO extraordinare, stopped by the CBS studios to give David Letterman and the Late Show audience a piece of his mind. Even Jay Leno didn't escape unscathed.

Last evenings Simpsons opened with Homer using a new GPS device to drive the kids to school. The result? Exactly what you'd expect when you let computers take over common sense.

On December 17, 2008 a British man parked his $200,000 Lamborghini outside his home. He then got blackout drunk. When he awoke, he had "no idea what happened" to the car. It has never been found. Spooky. [Telegraph]

A news crew was shooting footage of a rockslide when they got something way more interesting...footage of a driver somehow failing to notice the giant rocks all over the road and driving straight into them.