A college student at BYU invented a motorized couch that quickly prompted a ban on motorized couches on campus. Their favorite place to use it? The Wendy's drive-through.

G4TV sent former Playmate of the Year Sara Underwood to cover the Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot & Trade Show. The best part? She's so little that assistants have to hold her up to counteract each weapon's recoil.

Remember that time some guy was driving down the road in the middle of a thunderstorm, happened to be recording it, and caught a bolt of lightning striking an 18-wheeler across the median on tape? No? Well, here it is.

[Tesla owners? Smug? LOL. A motorist out driving his or her Tesla—that's an electric car brand, for those of you who take the subway—had a message for fellow drivers. Pic via Reddit.]

At about 9:50 this morning, a female student at a Tewksbury, MA job training school drove her Pontiac Bonneville into the building, making her way 100 feet into the structure before stopping. Inside, a local newspaper's video report.

Ah, you've got to love white trash—and this video is a perfect example of their unintentionally headdesk-inducing behavior. Watch as members of a wedding party decorate the bride and groom's "Just Married!" car—with a bunch of gross food.

If all your friends jumped off a bridge from the roof of a speeding car, would you too? Please don't, seriously.

Good news for Paris Hilton: Pink cars almost never get stolen. (This study of car theft yielded not a single pink automotive theft.) Grey and black cars, on the other hand, get jacked all the time. [Freakonomics, image via INF]

A group of people dressed as zombies crashed their car in Portland, "causing confusion" among witnesses, who thought their injuries were more severe, and that a bunch of zombies were just, like, driving on I-84. [KGW; via Stream of Conciousness]

From Kellogg's cereal, to SpaghettiOs, to Toyota/Lexus—ah, Toyota/Lexus!—and more, corporations have been issuing an abnormal amount of recall notices lately. Luckily for us, Lewis Black visited The Daily Show tonight to break it all down... hilariously. Video inside.

Toyota is recalling 270,000 Lexus sedans in Japan due to engine problems.

During the news roundup on Fox & Friends, the gang presented this clip of a gas station accident in Alabama. If you've ever wondered what would happen if you ran into a gas pump, this video is your answer.

A Colorado woman says she drove her car into a canal because she was startled by a vampire. The vampire... of bad driving! No, actually, a real vampire. She said she crashed, because of a vampire. [KVDR]

Here is a never before seen way to get Grandpa around town: strap his recliner onto the back of your pickup, throw him in his chair and you're ready go. It gets kinda breezy but he won't mind.

Men are forsaking strippers in favor of suckling pigs at their bachelor parties. Minivans are now supposed to be "macho." Social scientists say that men are "redefining success." Yea, redefining it to suck.

It's common knowledge that certain brands of automobiles reveal their drivers to be chicks, or—worse—undercover chicks. Finally, researchers have quantified the most feminine cars. If you drive one, you are a total chick. Looking at you, VW.

Hondas are the most stolen cars in New York. This is nothing new. What is new? Car thieves are now using the "Internet" to get access to your sweet whip. Don't sell your car on Craigslist!

Charlie Sheen's life is like a gossip feedback loop. It's a never-ending cycle of drugs, floozies, domestic squabbles, and arrests. Adding to the strange repetition are that his cars are regularly being driven off cliffs. Why does this keep happening?

After 71 years, the Mercury auto brand is being shut down. Feign some wistful disappointment.

How the U.S. Government Killed the Safest Car Ever Built [Jalopnik]