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Two People Missing After Falling Overboard From Carnival Cruise Ship
Taylor Berman · 05/09/13 11:21PMAccursed Shit-Scabbed Hell Cruise Breaks Loose from Dock in Search of More Victims
Max Read · 04/03/13 02:34PMAvast! Hell cruise Triumph, the Carnival cruise ship that slowly transformed into a shit-encrusted Gulf of Mexico prison two months ago when an engine fire knocked out its electricity and plumbing, has broken loose from the Mobile, Ala. dock where it was imprisoned—searching, no doubt, for new citizens for the shanty towns built on its decks:
Passengers Trapped on Shit-Encrusted Hell Cruise Docked in Caribbean
Max Read · 03/14/13 08:06AMDespite overflowing toilets and "human waste all over the floor," passengers are being forbidden from leaving a Carnival cruise ship docked in port at St. Maarten—just a month after another Carnival cruise ship was disabled and left to float for days in the Gulf of Mexico as passengers filled it with excrement and built makeshift shanty towns on deck.
Brazen Brazilian Couple Has Sex in the Ocean While Hundreds of Onlookers Cheer Them On
Neetzan Zimmerman · 02/21/13 04:32PM"Sex on the Beach" was an entirely different kind of cocktail for a pair of young Brazilian lovers and the large crowd of onlookers who witnessed their unabashed water sports on Carnival Saturday.
CNN's 24-hour Coverage of the Shit-Ridden Carnival Cruise, In Summary
Kate Bennert · 02/15/13 05:45PMCNN certainly was the only one covering the plight of the Carnival cruise ship Triumph by land, air, and sea yesterday, but to what avail? Well thanks to CNN a mother was able to see her daughter whom she had not seen for several days (and wouldn't have anyway because said daughter was ON A CRUISE), another mother was able to speak to her indifferent son via cell phone, and several other humans were able to watch a floating toilet inch its way closer to Mobile, Alabama.
Shit-Caked Carnival Disaster Passengers Trapped in Alabama Hell as Bus Home Breaks Down
Max Read · 02/15/13 11:47AMDisabled, Shit-Covered Cruise Ship Descends to New Circle of Hell Off the Coast of Alabama
Max Read · 02/14/13 03:28PMThe Carnival cruise line disabled by a fire and left floating for days, stinking of shit and piss, has reached a new level of horror as the towline taking it to Alabama—where its passengers would, finally, be able to disembark and go home—broke, leaving them floating once more in the Gulf of Mexico, 30 miles from shore. It's been fixed, and the ship is moving again—but as these images show, it's still not pretty.
Carnival Shamed Into Allowing Drag Queens On Its Drag Queen Cruise (After Banning Drag Queens from Its Drag Queen Cruise)
Caity Weaver · 11/27/12 04:09PMRio Enforces 'Zero Tolerance for Pissing' Policy
Jeff Neumann · 03/08/11 06:27AMLate at Night, Mayor Bloomberg Would Dress in His 'Dream Coat' and Imagine a Fourth Term
Max Read · 08/09/10 03:03AMEating & Drinking: Monday Edition
cityfile · 10/05/09 05:17PM• The new edition of the Michelin Guide is out and five spots earn a coveted three stars: Per Se, Masa, Le Bernardin, Jean Georges, and Daniel. [GS]
• Café Boulud reopens this Wednesday following a month-long refresh. [TONY]
• A roundup of restaurants opening in the next week or so. [TONY]
• Carnival, the amusement park/nightclub owned by (and located above) Bowlmor Lanes, soft opened this weekend. The grand opening this coming weekend will be hosted by none other than Paris Hilton. [NYP]
• A look back at Gourmet, which is shutting down after 68 years. [Gawker]
• Another sign o' the times: McDonald's is opening inside the Louvre. [NYDN]