The group of nuns dead set on preventing Katy Perry from moving into their former convent—“for what should be obvious reasons coming from Catholic nuns”—say the sale has been marred by lies and morphine-influenced affidvaits.

Do you like Katy Perry? Do you also like Genesis, the '80s band fronted by one Phil Collins? Well, then you'll like this: an unlikely—yet completely awesome—mashup of Perry's "California Gurls" with Genesis' "Invisible Touch." Yeah, you're welcome.

Thanks to Jersey Shore, it's all about the guidos these days, and there are definitely a few yuks at their expense in "Staten Island Girls," a parody of Katy Perry's "California Gurls." The jokes are easy, but they're classic.

Once in a while—remember this?—a music video that naturally lends itself to parody is released. The most recent one is Katy Perry's "California Gurls," and—in the parody war—there are two contenders: gays and grandpas. Inside, video of both.