Two people were slashed with a razor blade this afternoon on a Manhattan-bound C train near the Ralph Avenue stop in Brooklyn, according to the NYPD. Both victims were hospitalized with minor injuries, and a suspect is in custody.

Everyone thinks that their subway line is the slowest, smelliest death trap of garbled announcements and naked crazy people. They are wrong. But this year two trains did tie for the distinction of being the shoddiest in all of New York City.