You know what are always fun (well, mostly for us)? Commenter executions. Yeah, some of you nogoodniks have been running around with impunity for too long. So today eight of you are getting culled.

Hey, it's been a while since we sorted the commenting wheat from the commenting chaff, and you know what? Things have gotten way, way out of hand in there. Bitchy, petty, chatroomy, demanding, not funny, and totally fearful of being servicey. We're purging. Don't take it personal! After all, nothing is. (And yes, there are ways back into our good graces.)