Hey, it's been a while since we sorted the commenting wheat from the commenting chaff, and you know what? Things have gotten way, way out of hand in there. Bitchy, petty, chatroomy, demanding, not funny, and totally fearful of being servicey. We're purging. Don't take it personal! After all, nothing is. (And yes, there are ways back into our good graces.)

Bye:
Backslider
TimBNYC
RollsRoyceHeadOn
C. Webb
The Cajun Boy
TheHonJudgeSmails
SwedishFishJr.
PaulRevere
WatchTan
EllaGood
Gilligan
Jakob Lodwick
Biftek
SinisterRouge
GorgeousGeorge
NickDenton
CherryIceCream
Pangloss
SheSaidWhat
TheOldPooperoo
SlightlyLessDeliciousNoise
JaysJunk
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