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Police Were at Burger King with Missing Security Footage on the Night of Laquan McDonald's Death
Brendan O'Connor · 11/30/15 10:20PMBurger King Manager Says Chicago Cops Deleted Surveillance Video of Officer Killing a Teenager
Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/24/15 04:15PMBurger King’s Abomination Burger Will Haunt Your Nightmares And Your Poop
Melissa Cronin · 10/05/15 04:25PMBurger King Is Not King Anymore, Now This Pig Is King
Kelly Conaboy · 04/03/15 02:04PMRoger Waters once wrote, "Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are." Was he talking about this pig who took over a Burger King in southwestern Pennsylvania on Thursday morning? He wasn't—he was talking about capitalism, or something about how you shouldn't trust authority, or maybe social inequality. Still, though, check out this pig.
Burger King Screws Up Woman's Order, Hands Her $2,600 at Drive-Thru
Hudson Hongo · 01/25/15 06:05PMThe Burger King Tweet That Might Be the Saddest Tweet of All Time
Jordan Sargent · 10/20/14 02:20PMI Ate Burger King Japan's Black Cheeseburger—And the McDonald's One Too
Jay Hathaway · 10/17/14 01:30PMIs Canada Mocking Us With This Fucking Doughnut?
Dayna Evans · 08/27/14 01:00PMTim Hortons, the Canadian coffee-and-doughnut restaurant that recently agreed to be bought by America's third-or-fourth-greatest burger chain, Burger King, has revealed their first attempt in assimilating into our brilliant American culture by imagineering the Buffalo Crunch doughnut. Give me a fuckin break!!!
Hamilton Nolan · 08/14/14 01:40PM
You Can No Longer "Have It Your Way" At Burger King
Aleksander Chan · 05/19/14 03:35PMWoman Threatens to Shoot up Burger King over Stale Cinnamon Roll
Kelly Conaboy · 05/17/14 02:30PMBurgers For Breakfast, Because Nothing Really Matters
Hamilton Nolan · 05/09/14 08:15AMBurger King today announced that it will serve its burgers for breakfast now, as part of their new corporate philosophy, "Why try harder than absolutely necessary when the American people want nothing more than to eat themselves into oblivion to erase the pain of being locked into this zombie-like existence?"
Burger King to Bring Back Bizarre "Subservient Chicken" Campaign
Kelly Conaboy · 04/27/14 12:40PMKanye's Giving Kim Burger King as a Wedding Present
Jay Hathaway · 03/25/14 01:50PMBurger King Receipt Calls Grandma a "Bitch Ass Ho," Makes Her Cry
Jay Hathaway · 02/25/14 12:22PMBurger King Officially Launching Lower-Calorie “Satisfries”
Lacey Donohue · 09/23/13 10:56PMBurger King, the fantastic land where you can find weed and razor blades in your burger, will begin selling “Satisfries” Tuesday, a crinkle-cut french fry with 20 percent fewer calories than their regular french fries. A small order of Satisfries will contain 270 calories as opposed to a 350-calorie small order of their regular fatty-fat fries.