While some may attribute Paris Hilton's recent string of lightly charitable acts of calculated kindness to her crack team of image-rehabilitative professionals, there's no denying the heiress's sincere commitment to another area of her endeavors: The affixing of her name to crappy products. Now, in addition to Paris Hilton perfume, records, and cellphone videogames, comes the Paris Hilton clothing collection, every item lovingly constructed by the tiny hands of Vietnam's most talented sweatshop toddlers. Its debut last night, at celebrity trend-whoring temple Kitson (who donated 20% of the day's sales to charity—way to get into the giving-back spirit, guys!), caused a near riot on Robertson Blvd.: