After Elle Zober's husband of 10 years left her for his mistress, a "22 year old college student who likes yoga," she didn't get mad — she put their Beaverton, Oregon house up for sale and posted a sign on the front yard informing potential buyers of her husband's affair.

Despite the defiant source who today told the LA Times the DreamWorks/Reliance deal could yet fall apart, we think we'll just go about retrofitting our office anyway in preparation for the worst. Like "custody battle" worst, as Claudia Eller mentions in parsing the 'Works divorce from Viacom/Paramount: Who gets Ben Stiller? Who gets Eddie Murphy? Who gets the retiring David Geffen's parking space and the office's unparalleled catalog of faxable lunch menus? And who gets the movies?