britain

'Tarantula Invasion' Has Northern Britain On Edge

Jeff Neumann · 07/28/10 04:35AM

A pair of Chilean Rose tarantulas were found separately in backyards in northern Britain recently, and people are getting nervous. So what's the big deal about a couple of furry spiders? They spit hairs into people's eyes and blind them.

The British Guide To Punishing Juvenile Inmates

Jeff Neumann · 07/18/10 01:01PM

Private juvenile jails in Britain use a guide called Physical Control in Care for handling troublemakers: "Drive fingers into groin," or "alternate elbow strikes to the young person's ribs," or "drive straight fingers into the young person's face." Ouch. [Observer]

'Lard Work' Beneath London's Leicester Square

Jeff Neumann · 07/14/10 06:25AM

"Flushers" from Thames Water are trying to clear out an estimated 1,000 tons of cooking fat from sewers beneath London's Leicester Square, thanks to local restaurants committing "sewer abuse" — dumping anything other than water, feces or toilet paper.

How Can Britain Save Some Money?

Hamilton Nolan · 06/07/10 10:52AM

We knew the Brits were economically fucked, but we didn't know just how economically fucked. The prime minister says huge cutbacks must be made to mitigate potential "decades" of financial peril. Do you have any ideas for them?

Is This the Best Customer Service Complaint Call Ever?

Matt Cherette · 05/24/10 03:06PM

A Welsh man wanted to enjoy a frozen pizza from ASDA (a British supermarket chain) one night, but discovered that there was "absolutely no topping" on it. So, he called to complain. The end of the call? Priceless. Audio inside.

Little Britain: I'm a Lady

Matt Leary · 05/15/10 12:30PM

David Walliams is one extremely elegant lady. He's also one half of Little Britain, a sketch show that takes a look into a magical land where fries are called chips and the term fanny does not refer to the buttocks.