It’s been a hell of a week for Justin Bieber. First that Panamanian prostitute totally kissed, told, and then told some more about the “papacito’s” semen. And then Bieber got caught leaving a Brazilian brothel on Friday, only to be given away by that goddamn wrist tattoo. But things got worse at Saturday’s concert in Sao Paolo when the medium-sized dick turned into a huge dick when he was hit in the face with a water bottle.

The short of it is that Justin Bieber is promoting his new fragrance "Girlfriend" by asking all his lady fans (of which, I'm told, there is quite a clowder) to submit a "Girlfriend" version of his latest single, "Boyfriend." He will then pick his faves and the winning entries will air during his upcoming NBC special.