booze

Beer Is Now Officially Alcoholic In Russia

Adrian Chen · 07/21/11 03:53PM

Did you know beer wasn't officially classified as alcoholic in Russia until yesterday? The country's president, Dmitry Medvedev, just signed a bill to make it so. Apparently, until now, any beverage with less than 10% alcohol was considered a "foodstuff."

Study: Americans Pretty Wasted

Hamilton Nolan · 07/21/11 11:42AM

Look to your left. Look to your right. Both of those people are in jail. And so are you, because of something you did while drunk. This is because so many people are binge drinking now, I bet.

'Fast Drunks' Coming to Drive-Thru Near You

Hamilton Nolan · 07/01/11 02:34PM

Our nation's fast food outlets are all in that "teenage phase" right now, in which they all try to "find themselves" by trying on various new identities. Denny's is a "diner. Panera is a hippie haven. Everywhere else is now a "cafe." The only thing that our nation's fast food outlets can all agree on: they need more drunk people on their premises.

Sad Man Finds Solace In Hand Sanitizer

Jeff Neumann · 06/20/11 02:18AM

Doctors at a hospital in Australia wrote a letter to the editor of The Medical Journal of Australia that describes a scary new trend ravaging their country: People getting fucked up on hand sanitizer (four instances makes it a trend, right?). But one recent patient, who was being treated for epigastric pain due to excessive drinking, took it to another level:

Why Booze and Gun Shows Don't Mix

Jeff Neumann · 04/11/11 05:11AM

What's dumber than a gun show? A gun show that allows people to bring their own weapons. Especially when someone decides they're going to bring a .45 caliber handgun after they've been drinking, load said handgun, and then accidentally shoot an old man and a teenager. According to the AP, 30-year-old Joshua Wilkinson went to the Tri-State Gun and Knife Show on Saturday in Evansville, Indiana, where:

The Most Homophobic Ad of the Week (So Far)

Hamilton Nolan · 03/21/11 04:29PM

Absolutely brilliant, subtle work here (click to enlarge) by Brazilian ad agency Agencia 3 for Cachaça Magnífica liquor. Think your son might be a gay? You'll need some of our booze! I'd probably be more driven to drink if I woke up as an ad executive, but to each their own. [via Copyranter]

Is This the Drunkest Interview Ever?

Matt Cherette · 02/27/11 01:14AM

Here's a local news interview featuring Tommy, a Hazelton, Pennsylvania resident whose house had just burned down. That's sad! Tommy's insane—and I mean insane, child—level of drunkenness, however? Well, that's just plain hilarious. "I'm gonna get racial!"

Old Commercial for Gin Brand "Fockink" has World's Best Jingle

Kristina Grosspietsch · 01/28/11 03:20PM

Never heard of Fockink? Here's a hint, it's pronounced exactly how you're hoping it is. Watch this commercial and join in a round of "Gin, Gin, Gin! Fockink!" The jingle is sure to become your new Saturday night anthem.

Whiskey Now Comes in a Can

Maureen O'Connor · 01/17/11 01:39PM

A Latin American booze distributor now sells "dram in a can," 12 ounces of whiskey in one vessel. That's eight shots, so they're marketing it as "the perfect size to be shared between three people." Scottish whiskey makers are outraged.