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Beer Is Now Officially Alcoholic In Russia
Adrian Chen · 07/21/11 03:53PMStudy: Americans Pretty Wasted
Hamilton Nolan · 07/21/11 11:42AM'Fast Drunks' Coming to Drive-Thru Near You
Hamilton Nolan · 07/01/11 02:34PMOur nation's fast food outlets are all in that "teenage phase" right now, in which they all try to "find themselves" by trying on various new identities. Denny's is a "diner. Panera is a hippie haven. Everywhere else is now a "cafe." The only thing that our nation's fast food outlets can all agree on: they need more drunk people on their premises.
Sad Man Finds Solace In Hand Sanitizer
Jeff Neumann · 06/20/11 02:18AMDoctors at a hospital in Australia wrote a letter to the editor of The Medical Journal of Australia that describes a scary new trend ravaging their country: People getting fucked up on hand sanitizer (four instances makes it a trend, right?). But one recent patient, who was being treated for epigastric pain due to excessive drinking, took it to another level:
Drunk Americans Choke Down More Wine than France
Hamilton Nolan · 06/01/11 08:49AM17 Attorneys General Try to Stop Snoop Dogg's Kiddie Malt Liquor
Seth Abramovitch · 04/21/11 11:29PMHow Can We Stop Teens From Drunk Driving on Prom Night?
Hamilton Nolan · 04/18/11 03:10PMWhy Booze and Gun Shows Don't Mix
Jeff Neumann · 04/11/11 05:11AMWhat's dumber than a gun show? A gun show that allows people to bring their own weapons. Especially when someone decides they're going to bring a .45 caliber handgun after they've been drinking, load said handgun, and then accidentally shoot an old man and a teenager. According to the AP, 30-year-old Joshua Wilkinson went to the Tri-State Gun and Knife Show on Saturday in Evansville, Indiana, where:
The Most Homophobic Ad of the Week (So Far)
Hamilton Nolan · 03/21/11 04:29PMHoboken Had an Awful, Lawless Frat Party Last Saturday
Jeff Neumann · 03/09/11 06:51AMIs This the Drunkest Interview Ever?
Matt Cherette · 02/27/11 01:14AMKathie Lee and Hoda Celebrate National Margarita Day on Today
Marie Bardi · 02/22/11 11:30AMEveryone's favorite daytime lushes toast to "Boozeday Tuesday" with a gigantic margarita. But don't worry, they won't be drinking the whole thing - think of all those calories!
The Sexiest SFW Whiskey Commercial You'll Ever See
Richard Blakeley · 02/22/11 10:25AMThis Jim Beam meets high fashion, too hot for television commercial is sure to give the Old Spice guy a run for his money.
Old Commercial for Gin Brand "Fockink" has World's Best Jingle
Kristina Grosspietsch · 01/28/11 03:20PMNever heard of Fockink? Here's a hint, it's pronounced exactly how you're hoping it is. Watch this commercial and join in a round of "Gin, Gin, Gin! Fockink!" The jingle is sure to become your new Saturday night anthem.
Study: People Get Drunk at Tailgate Parties
Jeff Neumann · 01/19/11 05:24AMWhiskey Now Comes in a Can
Maureen O'Connor · 01/17/11 01:39PMDrunkenly Riding Farm Animals Isn't a Crime in Texas
Jeff Neumann · 01/14/11 08:33AMTucker Max Will Pay $200 to Spray Your Butt with Mace
Jeff Neumann · 01/09/11 10:42AMThis Is What Happens When a New Year's Eve Prison Party Gets Broken Up
Jeff Neumann · 01/01/11 12:34PMAn open prison in Britain went up in flames this morning when inmates rioted over attempts to make them submit to breathalyzer tests. One officer described the lead-up to the riot as "a scene out of Benny Hill."