bobby-jindal
The Time Has Come for Donald Trump to Destroy the Haters and the Losers
Tom Scocca · 03/01/16 05:18PMAfter tonight, unless the Super Tuesday polling is very, very wrong, Donald Trump will have largely finished crushing the rest of the Republican presidential field, and with it the plans of the various organizations and people who are described as making up the Republican party establishment. The Republican establishment will then begin making new plans, plans which involve supporting Donald Trump and trying to help him win the presidency in November.
Marco Rubio Earns Coveted Endorsement From Notorious Exorcist
Melissa Cronin · 02/06/16 10:23AMLittle-Known Democrat Defeats Republican Frontrunner To Win Governor's Race in Louisiana
Melissa Cronin · 11/22/15 09:56AMAll the Dumb Pundits Who Said Bobby Jindal Was the "GOP's Obama"
Allie Jones · 11/19/15 01:12PMBobby Jindal, the Louisiana governor dedicated to making his state’s education system worse, became yet another Republican candidate to drop out of the presidential race on Tuesday. “I’ve come to the realization that this is not my time,” he told Fox News. That’s true. Bobby Jindal’s “time” was six years ago, when a bunch of dumb pundits said he would be the “next Reagan” and the “GOP’s Obama.”
Bobby Jindal Is Dropping Out of the Presidential Race
Brendan O'Connor · 11/17/15 06:24PMBobby Jindal Nails Trump With Brutal Self-Own, Flagrant Copyright Infringement
Ashley Feinberg · 09/11/15 04:45PMBobby Jindal and whatever remaining social media-literate staff he has left have spent the last 24 hours doing their best impression of a Trump smear campaign, calling the time-displaced Sopranos extra “not serious,” “a narcissist, “an egomaniac,” “a carnival act,” “a very weak and small person,” and “dangerous.” All of which are both true and perhaps some of the most honest, biting, and uninhibited criticism of Trump to come from a GOP candidate yet—from a proud anti-gay exorcist, no less.
Buzzfeed and Bobby Jindal Try to Out-Whore One Another
Hamilton Nolan · 08/05/15 12:30PMThe media is often granted access to important people. What responsibility—if any—do news outlets have to not be dirty, desperate, pitiful whores in exchange for this access?
Gun Nut Bobby Jindal Suspends His Campaign After Theater Shooting
Jay Hathaway · 07/24/15 10:15AMDonald Trump Gay Marries Jesus: At the Family Leadership Summit
Hamilton Nolan · 07/19/15 04:28PMNo, Planned Parenthood Is Not Selling Aborted Fetal Body Parts
Ashley Feinberg · 07/14/15 05:15PMBobby Jindal’s Bizarre Presidential Bid: "You Can’t Tell Your Friends"
Ashley Feinberg · 06/24/15 02:20PMSurprise! Experienced exorcist and current Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal is running for President. Now, some candidates’ announcement videos may focus on things like production, a candidates’ values, and actors who have consented to being filmed—but Bobby Jindal isn’t like other candidates. Instead, here’s a video he took of his children with a camera he hid in tree.
Report: Oh God, This Guy Too, Probably
Hudson Hongo · 06/03/15 12:45AMAccording to NBC News, Louisiana’s Republican Governor Bobby Jindal will be making “a major announcement” about his 2016 plans later this month. Which—barring an declaration that he seeks to abolish the federal government and name himself Jindalator Supreme—means that he, too, is likely running for president.
Bobby Jindal Is Less Popular Than Even Barack Obama in Louisiana
Adam Weinstein · 05/18/15 12:50PMBobby Jindal Wants to Be President of Bigot Pizza Nation
Ashley Feinberg · 04/23/15 05:21PMLouisiana governor and presumed 2016 presidential contender Bobby Jindal has an op-ed in The New York Times in which he takes a stand against everyone taking a stand against businesses taking a stand against gay marriage, and publicizes his push to pass a bill forbidding his state from taking “adverse action” against businesses that discriminate against same-sex couples. How brave.
Rudy Giuliani Told CNN He's Been Getting Death Threats
Brendan O'Connor · 02/21/15 10:05AMBobby Jindal Is a Postmodern Joke
Adam Weinstein · 02/25/14 01:42PMIn First Post-Election Interview, Paul Ryan Blames Loss on Unexpected 'Urban' Turnout
Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/13/12 01:42PMExorcists, Empty Suits, and Granny Starvers: The Gawker Guide to Mitt Romney's VP Picks
Mobutu Sese Seko · 07/19/12 10:10AMThe last week must have thrilled anybody playing Romney VP bingo. Rumors suggested Romney would pick Condoleezza Rice. Rice has never run for—nor expressed interest in—elected office, probably couldn't siphon "the black vote" away from Carlton on Fresh Prince, and her candidacy's soundtrack would be Block Rockin' Briefs '01: Bin Laden Determined to Attack U.S. This week the VP rumor was about Tim Pawlenty, who is boring.