blind-items

Which Leading Man Has Rancid Body Odor?

Brian Moylan · 08/22/11 10:06AM

This A-List stud showers so rarely he stinks up the entire movie set. This director likes to bust up marriages, this actor and soap star are both on the juice, and this Twilight actress charges for her company. At $50,000 a night, you better hope she bathes first!

Which Actor Has a Secret Marijuana Farm?

Brian Moylan · 08/19/11 10:07AM

This A-lister owns property where he grows his own strain of weed. This reality show contestant is secretly married and this actress is a terror to everyone on set. Maybe she just needs to smoke some of that special Hollywood kush.

Which Actor Keeps Humping Women's Legs?

Brian Moylan · 08/18/11 10:09AM

This comedian thinks it's funny to rub his dick on pretty ladies he meets on set. This actor's mom is a hoarder. And this actor's house is full of stinky animals. He should move in with the hoarding mom!

Which Reality Host Is Sleeping with the Contestants?

Brian Moylan · 08/17/11 10:08AM

This married reality show host is getting to know one contestant really well. This singer's multiple plastic surgeries have led to an infection. And these two relationships are in peril. Maybe they should go on a reality show to work them out.

Which Teen Actor Is Having Orgies with His Older Co-Star?

Brian Moylan · 08/16/11 10:00AM

This kid star drinks, drugs, and a whole lot more with his adult costar. This young female celeb has a taste for coke. And an all-Spanish blind item! Leave your translations and guesses in the comments as usual... or we'll send a coked-out kid actor after you.

Which Actor Would Rather Sleep with Prostitutes Than His Wife?

Brian Moylan · 08/12/11 09:14AM

This A-lister likes hookers so much he might need to hire someone from the world's second oldest profession: a divorce lawyer. This actor is the latest conquest for a Real Housewife, this actor took his kid on a drug run, and this American Idol also-ran wants to be a beard. That's like a prostitute with no sex!

Which Actress and Musician Have Been Hooking Up?

Brian Moylan · 08/11/11 10:05AM

This movie princess even gave herself to her rocker beau as a wedding present. This actress has a hellacious dog. And these two divas are in a feud. Why can't everyone get along... but not so well that they have an affair?

Which Gay Couple Is Thinking About Coming Out?

Brian Moylan · 08/10/11 10:03AM

Both these TV stars are closeted, but they're thinking of taking their love public. This reality star won't fly coach. And this on-screen couple is finally having sex in real life. But when are they going to take that public?

Which Actress Has Become a Craigslist Hooker?

Brian Moylan · 08/09/11 10:01AM

This actress is selling herself online to pay for her drug habit. This actress is servicing her famous boyfriend in public. And this actress might take drugs to fit into her wedding dress. No matter which stage of the relationship they're at, all these actresses are doomed.

Which Actor Loves Throwing Around Dildos?

Brian Moylan · 08/08/11 09:58AM

This down-and-out actor was thrown out of a sex shop for throwing the toys around. This rapper's teeth smell disgusting. This actor tried to pray the gay away. And this Glee-full actress has a big coke problem. As long as she doesn't touch the dildos, she's in good shape.

Which Two Celebs Are Secretly a Gay Couple?

Brian Moylan · 08/05/11 09:15AM

They may both be in relationships with women, but that doesn't mean these two TV stars aren't together as well. This actress keeps stealing her rival's men, and this actor is fashioning himself as a spiritual leader. We pray they would all just go away.

Which Actress Has a Transgender Fetish?

Brian Moylan · 08/04/11 09:21AM

This television favorite has a thing for men who were born women—or is it women who were born men? Another actress criticizes her ex to the press, but then still booty calls him. Guess they're going through a transition.

Which Actor Stabbed Himself with a Sword?

Brian Moylan · 08/03/11 10:07AM

This actor lied about a recent injury, which really occurred when drunkenly playing "naked ninja" with an antique sword. Also today: A celeb wants to be a mommy, a talk show host trades air time for sex, and a filthy celebrity tattoo artist.

Which Actress Is Dating a Satanist?

Brian Moylan · 08/02/11 09:56AM

This cutesy actress' new boyfriend is into some crazy religious stuff, like witchcraft. This singer recently took on a lesbian lover. Today the blind items sound like a bad episode of True Blood.

Which Infertile Actress Is Sick of People Wanting Her to Be Pregnant?

Brian Moylan · 08/01/11 10:10AM

This A-lister wishes people would stop speculating about her "baby bump," since she's having a hard time conceiving. Also today: bisexual actresses gone haywire, another on-set romance, and an actress in peril. No, she's not pregnant out of wedlock.

Which SNL Actor Pleasures Himself in Public?

Richard Lawson · 07/28/11 09:47AM

A former cast member has been casting his member (?) at spas and gyms in front of other men. Also today: a cheating actor, a political scion with a wandering eye, and a couple ending the affair.

Which Has-Been Gives Good Oral?

Richard Lawson · 07/27/11 09:33AM

This washed-up actress knows how to go downtown. ("I'm talkin' downtown.") Also today: the continued adventures of Coke Mom, a couple unhappy with a pregnancy, and a rabbit-keeping singer.

Which TV Dad Had a Disneyland Freakout?

Richard Lawson · 07/26/11 09:15AM

A popular papa from the '90s had a little incident at the happiest place on earth, which, to be honest, is sort of understandable. It's not that happy! Also today: a power couple split, an ungrateful singer, and lady-killing actor.