Which Has-Been Gives Good Oral?
This washed-up actress knows how to go downtown. ("I'm talkin' downtown.") Also today: the continued adventures of Coke Mom, a couple unhappy with a pregnancy, and a rabbit-keeping singer.
1. "This D list actress has not been in anything in forever. Oh, she still has close to A list recognition which is remarkable considering how little she has done in years. It is that child star thing. It sticks with you. Anyway, her boyfriend was overheard commenting the other night that he only stays with her because she is rich, gives great head and has the best supply of coke anywhere in North America." [CDaN]
2. "Apparently Coke Mom is back at it again. It also must be in a big way because when she was doing press last week, producers would only let her talk for fifteen minutes before giving her a break. If she went longer than 15 minutes or tried to do back to back interviews, her leg would start twitching, and she would start bouncing around that it was obvious to everyone she needed a fix." [CDaN]
3. "This celebrity couple is pregnant, but both parties aren't happy about it.
She is all about the family. She loves children and would happily have whole gaggle of kids. But he is just not that into being a husband and father, and was looking for a way out of the marriage. In fact, he already had one foot out the door. Why? Because an ex of his is going to be back on the market soon, and he was excited about giving that relationship another shot. But with another bun now in the oven, he knows he would look like a total jerk if he left his wife within the next year.
Expect the baby announcement to be made within the next three weeks. And expect him to pretend he's happy about it. After all, his many talents do include acting." [BlindGossip]
4. "This B list singer who has done some film work keeps several rabbits in her backyard. She loves raising rabbits and takes great care of them. Her next door neighbor, this C list child star owns a dog that came and killed three of the rabbits. This has caused really bad feelings between the neighbors, especially since the C lister refuses to take responsibility." [BuzzFoto]