blind-items

Which Two Famous Actors Like to Hook Up with Each Other?

Brian Moylan · 12/15/11 10:10AM

These two A-listers enjoy each other's company in bed, and are sometimes joined by one's wife. This actress is pretending that she found god, and this actress donates her entire wardrobe to charity once a year. Some people need to invent excuses to go shopping.

Which Actor Can't Afford His Electric Bill?

Brian Moylan · 12/14/11 10:03AM

This actor spent too much money trying to look rich and now his lights are going to be shut off. This celebrity hired a surrogate and she's living on the "Lower West Side" of Manhattan. Does that exist? This actress fed homeless people at her house. Maybe she can take in that deadbeat actor.

Which Actor Has an Impossibly Small Penis?

Brian Moylan · 12/13/11 10:23AM

This actor not only has a tiny dick but sucks in bed. This sitcom star had a secret about Natalie Wood's death, this celeb's pregnancy is a total fake, and this actress is making bank off staged paparazzi pictures. We all have our secrets and shortcomings.

Which Two Actresses Are Secret Lovers and Potential Oscar Nominees?

Brian Moylan · 12/12/11 10:05AM

These two actresses both have Oscar buzz for the same category, but few are buzzing about their secret lesbian relationship. Which reality star has offered to carry a baby for her famous infertile sister? Today's blind items are all about girl power.

Which Comedian's Wife Is Sleeping with His Famous Best Friend?

Brian Moylan · 12/07/11 10:07AM

This comedian's wife is bedding down with her husband's celebrity best friend who is married to a famous TV host. This couple is back together because she's pregnant and the cast of this show just can't get along. Maybe they should try some spouse swapping?

Which Actor Had a Twilight Star Fired from His New Movie?

Brian Moylan · 12/06/11 10:05AM

This insecure actor ensured that a Twilight actor wasn't costarring in his new movie. This famous family has a bastard child, this actor hates his transgender sister, this family is being torn apart by a gay sibling, and this actress wants to fuck Bradley Cooper. That's so much more fun than all this family feuding.

Which Movie Star is a Glenn Beck Fanatic?

Brian Moylan · 12/05/11 09:04AM

This movie star is not a Hollywood liberal, instead he's always watching Glenn Beck and ranting about "liberal socialists." This actress has weird eating habits and this NFL star was a jerk to his fans. Sounds like something Glenn Beck would do.

Which Actress Doesn't Know Who Is the Father of Her Baby?

Brian Moylan · 12/02/11 09:37AM

This actress is waiting to announce she's pregnant until she figures out who the daddy is. This reality star is trying to discredit a blogger for writing about her dirty past, this reality star likes her images Photoshopped, and this actor is cheating on his wife. Could he be the babydaddy?

Which Actor's Mom Is Dating His Best Friend?

Brian Moylan · 12/01/11 09:54AM

This actor's mother brought his childhood best friend to Thanksgiving dinner as her "boyfriend." This actor got busy in a (don't think it was Burger King) bathroom and this actress is a crazy freak in bed. Just wait. In 20 years, she'll be dating her son's best friend!

Which Director Donates His Sperm to Lesbian Couples?

Brian Moylan · 11/30/11 10:20AM

This much-celebrated director lends his sperm to any lesbian couple who asks. This singer is sleeping with all of Hollywood's young actresses, and this Oscar-winner is mean behind Kim Kardashian's back but afraid of saying anything to her face. Coward!

Which Actor Took His Kid on a Drug Deal?

Brian Moylan · 11/29/11 10:04AM

This actor's toddler was in the car when he bought drugs. These celebrity BFFs are having difficulties and this famous couple is getting really into coke. Good thing they have nannies!

Which Twilight Actor Has an Odd Cocaine Habit?

Brian Moylan · 11/28/11 09:50AM

This Twilight star cut his body out of the posters and has people snort coke off of it? This singer did crack with homeless people on Thanksgiving and this mogul has a thing for burgers. We all have our drugs!

Which Actress Won't Pay Her Mother's Medical Bills?

Brian Moylan · 11/23/11 10:32AM

This actress got angry calls from her mother's friends to help her pay for medical costs. This singer is giving everyone STDs, this actress wants security for her kids, and this actress can't work because she has hepatitis. She might need help with her own bills soon.

Which Actress Was Secretly Pregnant When She Got Married?

Brian Moylan · 11/22/11 10:49AM

This actress might have been carrying another man's baby when she walked down the aisle. This actress is screwing her director (that's original!) and this family is going to have a more complicated Thanksgiving than the Kardashians. Unless the family is the Kardashians. Hmmm...

Which Two Starlets Used to Turn Tricks Together?

Brian Moylan · 11/21/11 10:45AM

These actresses made the ends meet with the world's oldest profession. This actress is ashamed of her old job. And this actress is running a welfare scheme. They all work hard for their money, so you better treat them right!

Which Closeted Actor Got a Strange Gift From His Boyfriend?

Brian Moylan · 11/18/11 10:59AM

This closeted actor set his closeted actor boyfriend on a date with a person of the transgender persuasion. This reality star stole her boyfriend from another man, and this NFL star wants to start fighting for gay civil rights. Finally some gay gossip worth reporting.

Which Actor Goes on Violent Rampages?

Brian Moylan · 11/17/11 10:59AM

This actor is a terror to his wife and kids when he's not getting work. This famous couple isn't as close to reconciling as they'd like us to believe. All these lies make me want to rage!

Which Actress Likes to Use the N-Word?

Brian Moylan · 11/16/11 11:50AM

This actress dropped the N bomb at the Victoria's Secret fashion show. This other actress knows her husband is cheating. And this couple is really a gay man and his beard. Wonder what sort of names our actress would call him!

Which Real Housewife Is a Lesbian?

Brian Moylan · 11/15/11 11:02AM

This Real Housewife talks about sex but won't say she's gay. The actors and directors on this gay-themed film won't talk about their love lives. This bi actress is getting back with her girlfriend, and this actor is banging a chick on set. Finally, some straight people in Hollywood!