This much-celebrated director lends his sperm to any lesbian couple who asks. This singer is sleeping with all of Hollywood's young actresses, and this Oscar-winner is mean behind Kim Kardashian's back but afraid of saying anything to her face. Coward!

1. "Which award-winning, aging actor/director has been donating his sperm to his lesbian friends for years so that they could have their dreams of motherhood fulfilled?" [BuzzFoto]

2. "This foreign born pop sensation is making his way through the teens of Hollywood. His goal is to have sex with as many as possible. So far he has had sex with the following teen actresses. B list move actress who is going to be in one of the big hits of the holiday season. B list movie actress who has been nominated for one of the big awards. This was just in ten days." [CDaN]

3. "This Oscar winner was having a good laugh over the bustup of Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries until she accidentally bumped into Kim at an event. The nonconfrontational blonde high-tailed it away from Kim in order to avoid a showdown! Who is she?" [National Enquirer]

4. "What sexy reality star's athletic ex-boyfriend has a penchant for transsexuals? The single and never married footballer's dirty little secret was the main reason she left him!" [National Enquirer]

5. "This A list television actor who does movies but would be a B in movies is not seen as much with his new girlfriend. Reason? He yelled at her at a dinner party in front of people and called her an idiot for her views and for not being informed." [CDaN]

6. "Which popular TV chef has been labeled by the cliquish Beverly Hills plastic surgery community as the 'cheap filler-queen?' The star's addiction to Botox and other face fillers isn't the problem—it's her pushy demands to get her plastic surgery procedures for free!" [National Enquirer]

7. "Which gorgeous film starlet is calling her Oscar-winning relative a real-life "Mrs. Robinson?" The 20-year-old actress is furious that her famous family member constantly flirts with her hunky TV actor boyfriend!" [National Enquirer]