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Hamilton Nolan · 02/15/11 03:41PMThe Pope Says Everyone Can Use Condoms, Just Not for Birth Control
Brian Moylan · 11/23/10 05:42PMPope Cool With Condoms — as Long as You're a Male Prostitute
Jeff Neumann · 11/20/10 12:38PMFree Birth Control Pills (Maybe) Coming Soon
Jeff Neumann · 10/31/10 01:51PMEvangelical DA Threatens Jail for Sex Ed Teachers
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Mike Byhoff · 12/30/09 01:40PMDumb, Kids
Hamilton Nolan · 12/29/09 12:41PMTeen Mom is Televised Birth Control
Mike Byhoff · 12/23/09 11:30AMGet Off The Pill, Make More Pole Dancin' Money
abalk · 10/03/07 01:20PMHey, strippers, wanna max out your earnings? Stop taking birth control! That's the conclusion drawn from a recent University of New Mexico study showing that exotic dancers "made about $70 an hour during their peak period of fertility, versus about $35 while menstruating and $50 in between." Pill-popping pole performers, however, averaged almost twenty dollars less than their nonspermicidal-wombed colleagues, which the study suggests is a result of the pill's "hormonal cues indicating early pregnancy." To research this very important subject, psychologist Geoffrey Miller "tapped the talent at local gentlemen's clubs and counted tips made on lap dances," which, to us at least, makes Geoffrey Miller perhaps the greatest psychologist ever. If you can convince someone to shell out grant money so you can spend your afternoons hanging out with Dakota and Stormee at the Titty Trap you are pretty much tops in your (or any) field.