Tonight was Part II of the Real Housewives of NY Reunion Trilogy and, like its Godfather counterpart, it was just as good as Part I. The best part? Kelly Bensimon's completely insane explanation of her completely insane breakdown/self. Videos inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jason Bateman and Will Arnett experiment with product placement, R. Kelly opens the World Cup, John Stewart has another BP tirade, Bethenny Frankel acts like a hypocrite, and Stephen Colbert inspects Michael Jordan's new facial hair.

The claws were out and in full force on last night's Real Housewives of NYC reunion, and Kelly brought her usual dose of complete crazy. Watch her and Alex McCord duke it out inside.

If Bravo has taught us anything, it's that all Real Housewives are fame-hungry monsters. Bethenny Frankel is almost able to simulate integrity about her archenemy Jill Zarin until she is struck by a crippling lack of self-awareness.

An unnamed Victoria's Secret model destroys a priceless work of art by rubbing her perfect body across it. Lindsay Lohan's assistant quits in a huff. Bethenny Frankel's mysterious first husband revealed. TGIFriday gossip.

Once again Brian Moylan has provided me with some questions about last night's Housewives, the big old grand finale for the season. (Until the reunion.) Come remember with us, won't you?

Summer's here! Are you fretting that there's nothing on television? Well, stop living in the past! We don't live in a school-year-dictated world anymore. Here are some shows you should consider watching to help pass the hot months, safely indoors.

At a press conference for her new show Bethenny Getting Married, the never-actually-a-housewife Housewife confirmed rumors that she probably won't be returning for a fourth season of the show what made her. "What else is there to do?" she said.

Gary Coleman's wife, who pulled the plug, secretly divorced him years ago. Rob Pattinson frets about typecasting. Lindsay Lohan's cops spilled her coke on the floor. Gummi Bear returns. Thursday gossip is back from the dead.

After years of trying, Celine Dion is finally pregnant. Lindsay Lohan tries to hang with a better crowd. Miley Cyrus hates Glee. Madonna saves gay Malawians. Your Memorial Day Gossip Roundup is warming up the grill.

Having recently been thrown into motherhood, Bethenny Frankel skyped in to the 4th hour to share stories with KLG and Hoda. Her tales were enough to frighten anyone into abstinence, but the scariest part happened when her Skype screen froze.

It was about being "fake." Speaking of fakes, guess which starlet got a boob job now? Jake Gyllenhaal fears ostriches. Ed Westwick fears Olivia Munn. Bethenny Frankel filmed her childbirth for a TV show.

She will throw in a make-up consultation for free. Lance Bass is dating one of the Queer Eye guys. Kendra Wilkinson's sex tape has "multiple partners." Jill Zarin (accidentally?) teases Bethenny's baby. Monday's gossip is surprising at first, then obvious.

Will Lindsay playing a porn star destroy her career (more?). Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are no longer fighting, physically or emotionally. Mel Gibson may have had sex with a porn producer. Sunday's gossip roundup is strangely porn-y.

And just like that, Bethenney Frankel's baby is born.

Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel reportedly went into labor early this morning. Her baby was due in early June, which is when her new show debuts. Way to ruin all that free publicity by showing up early. Stupid baby.

Last night's episode was all about partying and fighting, fighting and partying. It was the most violent episode yet and, sadly, had an actual death toll. Let's remember what happened together, shall we?

First came the baby, then came marriage, now comes the honeymoon, swampy virgin margaritas, and more pictures of her jewelry. Real Housewife of New York Bethenny Frankel got married and now she's posting pictures to Facebook, Twitter, and her website.

It was fight night on Harpies Island last night, and boy did those ladies fight. Well, they actually didn't so much fight as relentlessly berate one cast member, the apparently wicked Bethenny Frankel. It was brutal.

Alex McCord drank while pregnant. Bethenny Frankel found a maternity bikini. Sandy B is def divorcing Jesse James. Coca-cola killed Michael Jackson somehow. Simon Cowell's wedding will be a giant publicity stunt. Monday's gossip was sent to bed without supper.