Having recently been thrown into motherhood, Bethenny Frankel skyped in to the 4th hour to share stories with KLG and Hoda. Her tales were enough to frighten anyone into abstinence, but the scariest part happened when her Skype screen froze.

First off, we have her tales of babies, breast-feeding, and pumping milk. Kathie Lee's impression of a breast pump is enough to make even the horniest teenagers keep it in their pants on prom night.

And for everyone's viewing pleasure, my I present: Bethenny "the Skype Monster" Frankel.

The fact that she was such a good sport about it makes me wonder if she's the most "real" of all the housewives.