Here's Bill O'Reilly and Bernie Goldberg, arguing about who is the the most white person on the planet, and who is a "brother," based largely on who can accurately distinguish between two famous black men. I had a long rant planned about how embarrassing and irritating it is when white people play the "who's whitest" game, and all the bullshit ignorant assumptions built into it, but I think Ice T really gets to the heart of the issue in this tweet:

As the latest skirmish in the Jon Stewart Vs. Fox war reaches its fifth night, Bernie Goldberg claimed a sort of Pyrrhic victory on the O'Reilly Factor. On the one hand: He "clearly got to" Jon Stewart. On the other...

Recently, Jon Stewart said, "Go fuck yourself" to Fox News. Then, Bernie Goldberg attacked Stewart. Tonight, Stewart responded, issued his own attacks at Goldberg and Fox News, and said, "Go fuck yourself" again (with a gospel choir). Videos inside.

Last week, Jon Stewart called out Fox News for being hypocritical. "Go fuck yourself," he said. Nothing new there! But tonight, Fox's Bernie Goldberg responded on The O'Reilly Factor. Turns out he agrees with Jon Stewart.

Remember 60 Minutes' Memogate? You know, when Dan Rather and producer Mary Mapes shot down President Bush's National Guard career with phony documents and were later fired? Well, Bernard Goldberg says they knew they were wrong all along! Despicable!