Craig Spencer, the New York-based doctor who tested positive for Ebola last month, will be released from Manhattan's Bellevue Hospital tomorrow morning, according to the New York Times.

A five-year-old boy who returned from Guinea Saturday night is being tested for Ebola at Bellevue Hospital in Manhattan, according to the New York Post.

A substitute art teacher in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania gave the best D.A.R.E. presentation ever this week. Christopher Chiapetta, 26, did some heroin around 6 a.m. Wednesday morning before showing up to work. Around noon, he passed out in front of 11 students while teaching.

Evidently unaware that you can get The New York Times on the street, an "emotionally disturbed" man attempted to climb up the side of the New York Times headquarters because he wanted a copy of the paper.

The city is looking for a developer to turn to the Bellevue' Psychiatric Hospital on 30th and First Avenue into a luxury hotel. Really. [Curbed]

The old Bellevue mental institution on First Ave between 29th and 30th would make a perfect luxury hotel, the city is trying to convince developers: "There are long corridors, and the rooms aren't very big," said Melissa Konur, vice president of the city's Economic Development Commission, to the Post. The building isn't to be confused with the current Bellevue mental location, at First between 27th and 28th since 1986, as we can personally attest to. (Goodbye, and thanks for all the Xanax!) [NY Post]