Winona Ryder graces the cover of the upcoming issue of Vogue—at 35, inching perilously close to the "As Good As Dead" demographic briefly alluded to in the fashion bible's specially themed "Age Issue." In the accompanying interview, the actress finally addresses the embarrassing 2001 incident that launched countless "Free [First Name of Guilty Celebrity Famous Enough To Avoid Regular-People Justice]" t-shirts, i.e. being caught on security cameras turning Saks Fifth Avenue into a personal, unauthorized gifting suite: