The BBC published a report on a 20-year-old in Stockport, England who suffers from an extremely rare disease that causes her to sleep 22 hours a day and crave unhealthy foods. Beth Goodier, a normal-looking youth by any definition, has Kleine-Levin Syndrome, or "sleeping beauty disease," as it's more commonly known.

A 10-year-old boy in Brockton, Massachusetts recently had oh, I don't know, THE BEST NIGHT EVER when he called the cops on his mom so he wouldn't have to go to bed and then got to meet a police officer.

The former chief electronics technician on the Deepwater Horizon oil rig yesterday told investigators that critical fire and gas leak alarms had been disabled for a year so that the rig's crew could sleep in. Sleepy time is important!