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Shia LaBeouf Attempts To Ignore His Disney Past

Douglas Reinhardt · 04/14/08 11:30AM


Rising star Shia LaBeouf gave one of his younger fans the cold shoulder at the LAX baggage claim over the weekend. The young fan asked LaBeouf if he was going to do another Even Stevens movie, which got no response from LaBeouf. Then the fan began to shout "Hello?" over and over again until LaBeouf picked up the wrong piece of luggage and ran out of the terminal.

'Bulimic Coke Whore' Janice Dickinson Sure Loves Her Popcorn

Mark Graham · 04/11/08 03:30PM

PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week (depending on volume), so send them in early and often—without them, global warming will surely accelerate at an even faster rate! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you watched Janice Dickinson eat two buckets of popcorn during the course of just one movie.

Dax, Dear, Why Is Tom Arnold Hiking With Us?

Douglas Reinhardt · 04/11/08 12:15PM

B-list favorite Tom Arnold seemingly appeared out of nowhere and joined Veronica Mars star Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard on a hike in Griffith Park on Thursday. Arnold who appeared to be extremely excited to be hanging out with the guy from Punk'd, applied the "I'm famous, you're famous, so we're automatically besties" rule to the twosome. The young couple simply shrugged their shoulders and allowed Arnold to tag along, but they quickly regretted the decision as Arnold launched into a fifteen-minute diatribe about the pitfalls of network television and "the good ole days." Then Arnold asked if Bell could set up a meeting between him and Judd Apatow.

That Clooney Charm Always Wins!

Douglas Reinhardt · 04/09/08 07:10PM

At the after party for the London premiere of Leatherheads, Clooney made a bet with a couple of pals that he could probably get more numbers with one eye shut than they all could with both eyes open. The score at the end of the night? Clooney 12, Other Guys 3.

Not Now, Sweetie — Daddy Needs To Repair His Image

Douglas Reinhardt · 04/08/08 02:00PM

In attempt to cheer him self up after learning that his latest film's release date has been pushed back for a second time, Tom Cruise played with his toy robot at a local park. At first, Cruise had difficulties in engaging in traditional activities with the animatronic girl; case in point, when Cruise forgot to bend the legs before sending it down the slide and tumbled down face first. Cruise asked other parents at the park about the model number of their particular "children," but then Cruise got distracted by how dirty the Suri-Bot was getting. Cruise quickly dragged the robot by hand to a near by SUV explaining that he doesn't want mommy to be at them for having so much fun without her.

Veneer Fight!

Richard Lawson · 04/08/08 01:33PM

[Brody Jenner, Lauren Conrad, and Frankie Delgado all from "The Hills" outside Katsuya restaurant in Los Angeles last night; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Fidelio

Douglas Reinhardt · 04/07/08 12:25PM

Reformed child star Ashley Olsen took a cue from some of her favorite comic book characters in her on-going battle against her mortal foes, the paparazzi. The pint sized fashion icon felt if she can hide her identity the same way Spiderman hides it from various supervillains, maybe the photographers will finally leave her alone. Olsen intends to spruce up her mask in the upcoming days, perhaps something in a plaid pattern.

You Know It's A Slow News Day When...

Douglas Reinhardt · 04/03/08 04:50PM

Veteran character Bruce McGill or, as he's more commonly referred to, "That One Guy From That One Movie", had his picture taken by the paparazzi yesterday while heading into LAX. McGill apologized to the young photographer about not being that interesting and not that much of a rainmaker.

It's My First Day

Douglas Reinhardt · 04/02/08 04:00PM


Britney Spears' latest bodyguard/driver suffered a panic attack while attempting to escort the pop star from a clothing boutique, presumably somewhere just off Robertson. Looking at the locust-like media swarm, it was reported that the bodyguard said, "Game Over, Man" multiple times before climbing across Spears' lap to get into the driver's seat.

What Are You Talking About? I'm Not Whipped, I'm A Rocker!

Douglas Reinhardt · 04/02/08 01:35PM

"Joshua" Kelley, the husband of Katherine Heigl, went out of his way to put an end to the rumors floating around The Internets that he's whipped. Kelley explained that rockers like him couldn't be whipped because, while on paper he might be married to Heigl, he's actually married the greatest woman of all time, music. "The last time I checked, polygamists aren't whipped," smirked Kelley. He then took a long swig from the water bottle under his arm, which didn't actually contain any water, but rather 20 ounces of Bacardi 151. Rockers!

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

Douglas Reinhardt · 04/01/08 12:35PM

Professional train wreck Janice Dickinson proudly displayed what made her one of the most in demand models in the 1980s. Unfortunately for Dickinson (but much to the delight of the paparazzi), she remained stuck in that position for the rest of the afternoon. Fortunately, though, this provided her with an opportunity to tell a long and rambling story about the situation reminded her of this one time she went to Studio 54 with David Bowie and Pia Zadora.

Kristen Bell, Full Handed and Full Mouthed

Douglas Reinhardt · 03/27/08 03:00PM

Instead of gawking at Kristen Bell and talking about how you and your kids loved her on Heroes, why not help her out? It's neither too forward nor too rude to speak up and say, "Hey, let me hold that ticket for you." Then again, maybe Kristen Bell has too much pride to take a helping hand.

Maybe They Are Better Than Us After All

Douglas Reinhardt · 03/26/08 01:02PM

While the rest of us may be dealing with the last gasp of winter or stressed over the impending recession and escalating gas prices or wondering why that person we met last weekend never called, Academy Award winner Javier Bardem and Academy Award nominee Penelope Cruz have a best solution to all of our problems, fears and concerns. Just go to the south of France, hang out, and just read a good book. Your cares and concerns will just melt away as you work on your tan. When you look good, you'll feel good, you know?

Oh Man, This Is Way Better Than Sbarro

Douglas Reinhardt · 03/21/08 05:32PM

Some people go to New York City to see the landmarks and museums and some go just to stand outside the various morning news show in order to propose to their significant others. And then there are individuals, such as High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens, who just go for the pizza and to live on a New York City diet built entirely around eating slices whenever humanly possible.