In your extra-good Thursday media column: We get results for aggrieved media employees, a scandalous media blind item for you to examine, a Texas paper loves LSD, and Chuck Todd is the new Samson.

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Your toothbrush holders: Are they sufficiently adaptable to our dynamic modern age? It's not the type of question you want to tackle on your own. Thankfully we have the paper of record to help guide us through the wild twists and turns of this perilous issue. And any story that includes the phrase "the powers at the major toothbrush makers" without so much as a qualifying chuckle has got to have something important to say.

Poor Observer editors, toiling away until all hours in the service of boy-publisher Jared Kushner's diabolical tabloidical schemes, and now, a tipster reports, with nowhere to get relief. Apparently there's been no running water in 915 Broadway, the building that houses the NYO, and one reporter describes the bathrooms as looking and smelling like Baghdad. Mmmm.

An email sent to the EW staff earlier this week: