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It's Harder For Kiddie Lawyers to Get Rich Now
Hamilton Nolan · 10/13/14 03:32PMDeputy Los Angeles City Attorney Arrested on Child Pornography Charges
Dayna Evans · 09/06/14 02:10PMSoul-Sucking BigLaw Jobs Are Coming Back in Fashion
Hamilton Nolan · 06/23/14 10:21AMIt's 2007 All Over Again For Law Students
Hamilton Nolan · 02/24/14 12:54PMThe Biggest Law Firm Collapse in History Began With "Fuckwad" Emails
Hamilton Nolan · 10/07/13 12:23PM'Law School Husslin 3' Is the Illest Rap Video Since 'Law School Husslin 2'
Hamilton Nolan · 10/26/12 01:20PMLaw Offices Are Basically Slums Now
Hamilton Nolan · 07/16/12 09:32AMAs the entire legal profession has crumbled into little more than a white collar version of janitorial services, times have gotten tough—not just for recent law school grads, but for everyone unfortunate enough to work at a law firm. Naturally, the days of luxurious, opulent law firm offices are over. Uh... in favor of something better!
Do Not Go to a Second-Tier Law School Under Any Circumstances
Hamilton Nolan · 03/05/12 05:02PMLaw Firms Decide to Try Teaching Their Dumb Lawyers Stuff
Hamilton Nolan · 08/24/11 10:51AMLaw Firms Lose Their Last Fans
Hamilton Nolan · 08/12/11 10:35AMLawyers Can Now Be Ordered Like Pizzas
Hamilton Nolan · 06/17/11 11:13AMThough we are loath to continue pointing out the myriad ways in which the practice of law has become a degrading wallow in the depths of human desperation, we will simply note—for those of you keeping score in your law-school-graduation-present moleskines—that, thanks to a handy new website that allows you to order up a lawyer at any time of day or night, the legal profession has, at long last, become just as respectable as the fast food profession:
That Lowly Temp Worker Is Probably a Lawyer
Hamilton Nolan · 06/15/11 12:06PMLife as an American attorney these days is little more than a steady progression of more and more degrading news stories about the ever-declining status of your job, and, by extension, the rapid downward spiral of your worth as a human being. When we last checked in on the unfortunate underemployed would-be litigators, they were getting their own formerly outsourced jobs backsourced to them, at a fraction of the pay.
Lucky Lawyers Get Their Own Jobs Outsourced Back to Them
Hamilton Nolan · 06/03/11 09:33AMLaw School Graduation Speaker: Oh, Are We Not Allowed to Plagiarize Speeches?
Hamilton Nolan · 05/19/11 11:07AMAt Least Some Lawyers Somewhere Are Making Tons of Money
Hamilton Nolan · 02/23/11 03:40PMAmerica Still Struggles With the Gap Between Rich and Poor Lawyers
Hamilton Nolan · 02/08/11 11:32AMWe've long known that the gap in wealth and earnings between the haves and the have-nots has the potential to undermine the very foundation of American society. We're referring, of course, exclusively to attorneys. The young bottom-of-the-food-chain document reviewers toiling for a meager pittance can scarcely behold the salaries of their superiors. And it's getting worse; the WSJ reports that "traditional notions of pay equity are falling by the wayside."