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Please Welcome Our Second Night Writer Audition: Caity Weaver
Caity Weaver · 01/23/12 06:30PMGawker Will Be Conducting An Experiment, Please Enjoy Your Free Cute Cats Singing And Sideboobs
A.J. Daulerio · 01/23/12 11:45AMThis week, the writers of this site have all agreed to participate in an obnoxious, but worthwhile exercise. Each day, a different staff writer will be forced to break their usual routine and offer up posts they feel would garner the most traffic. While that writer struggles to find dancing cat videos and Burger King bathroom fights or any other post they feel will add those precious, precious new eyeballs, the rest of the staff will spend time on more substantive stories they may have neglected due to the rigors of scouring the internet each day to hit some imaginary quota. The writers not relegated to traffic-whoring duty will still post, just less frequently than many of them are probably used to.
Please Welcome Our Second Weekend Audition: Bobby Finger
Bobby Finger · 01/20/12 07:00PMPlease Welcome Our First Night Writer Audition: Danny Gold
Danny Gold · 01/17/12 05:58PMWe Do Not Want Your 'Shit People Say' Video
Brian Moylan · 01/17/12 04:30PMIntroducing Your Guest Golden Globes Tweeter: Justin Vivian Bond
Brian Moylan · 01/13/12 08:30PMPlease Welcome Our First Weekend Audition: Taylor Berman
Taylor Berman · 01/13/12 08:00PMGawker Writer Was Not Fired For Using 'Nigga' In Kanye West Post
A.J. Daulerio · 01/11/12 03:00PMWelcome To Gawker's 2012 Construction Project, Let's Chat In The Comments Section, Please
A.J. Daulerio · 01/03/12 04:15PMTechnically, I'm on quasi-vacation this week but I do feel like I should address the editorial shift that will take place once I officially begin January 9th. Maybe it will be drastic, maybe it won't be. The only thing I know for sure is that in order to guarantee job security at this site I must avoid increasing traffic too much, since both former editors Gabriel Snyder and Remy Stern did that and were swiftly let go. Let's lay out the list of iterations for Gawker I've been told to think about creating, just to give a glimpse at what soon may come.
Little Weiner Emerges
Max Read · 12/22/11 09:45AMA hearty mazel tov to well-known penis photographer Anthony Weiner and his way-out-of-his-league wife, State Department attaché Huma Abedin, who gave birth yesterday to a boy. Jordan Zane Weiner clocked in at seven pounds and was born ten days early, giving him a head start on his journey to The Most Awkward Father-Son Conversation of All Time. [NYP, image via AP]
The Cain Train Has Pulled Into Failure Station
Lauri Apple · 12/03/11 02:07PMHyperactive pepperoni stick Herman Cain just emerged from his big-ass tour bus, theme song playing and teensy wife by his side, to take to a rental podium and announce that he's suspending his presidential campaign. You all distracted him with your accusations about affairs and leg-touching moments too much!
Signing Off
Remy Stern · 11/28/11 05:45PMHelp Wanted
Remy Stern · 11/11/11 09:00AMGawker's New Mobile Site Is Here
Remy Stern · 05/20/11 11:42AMMeet Al Qaeda's New Acting Leader, Saif Al Adel
Max Read · 05/17/11 06:29PMMariah Carey Gives Birth to Twins
Max Read · 04/30/11 02:01PMGlitter star Mariah Carey gave birth to twins—a girl and a boy—on Saturday, her fourth wedding anniversary with her husband, the guy from All That. Neither child has yet been named. Like most expecting parents, the couple drove to the hospital in their Rolls-Royce Phantom; according to Carey's publicist Cindi Berger, Cannon "was so nervous he went to the wrong department at the hospital." Carey is apparently "done" with having children. [AP]