Last week a cute, furry little otter went on a people-biting rampage, attacking three West Boca Raton, Florida residents. Some people are worried it may have rabies. And one teenager caught an attack on video. Watch!

A Daily News report on squirrels being massacred by one woman's dogs has some people heated, and undercover Parks Enforcement officers are issuing tickets for unleashed dogs. Hopefully they'll start busting people for not picking up their dog's crap, too.

Listen to the BBC voiceover sexualize this kakapo's "thick sideburns" and "victorian gentleman's face" only moments before the fat, flightless parrot launches his sexual attack on British zoologist Mark Carwardine. All while Stephen Fry does absolutely nothing to help.

Here is more evidence that chimpanzees are evil, genius masterminds.. A group of chimpanzees formulate and execute an elaborate plan to attack and capture a monkey in the wild. That poor monkey didn't know what hit him.

A 44-pound cat who was abandoned by his family following a home foreclosure, Prince Chunk, has died. One pound shy of a world record, Prince Chunk became a national celebrity two years ago, appearing on talk shows and magazine covers.

Meet Tosha! Tosha is an adorable little kitty cat. In this video, Tosha's owner attempts to wake him up—several times—with little success. Watch as Tosha covers his eyes, meows with exhausted disdain for his owner's interruption, and more.

When you have a ride this nice, you definitely want to go slow for all the haters to see. This kitten looks clueless, bewildered about how he got on top of a turtle.

With the Bedbug Apocalypse upon us, inspectors from the NYC housing authority want to buy bedbug-sniffing dogs, according to the Daily News: "It's something we've been looking at as we've seen the violations increase." Too bad they don't really work!

According to new research, dogs' brains have grown larger at a faster rate than cats' brains, apparently because dogs live in large social groups. Does this mean that dogs are smarter than cats?

We now present the happiest pup on the internet. Check the clip to watch this tiny canine flash those pearly whites, all while melting your heart in the process.

Vladimir Putin held a summit last weekend with a stated goal of doubling the number of wild tigers by 2022. But critics say he just wants to portray himself as a tiger-like, "stand-alone, solitary yet fearsome hunter." He's badass. [NYT]

On tonight's episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska, she and daughter Bristol went commercial halibut fishing. During their trip, both ladies got the chance to kill their very own fish with a club—how cute! Watch the (graphic) video inside.

He sinks in so quickly as if he were too small to land on top of the pile. Don't worry, he never loses scent of his owner, and comes back with his tail wagging.

Check out this video of (arguably) the World's Cutest Dog, Boo, as he licks his nose over and over again. It is almost painfully adorable.

In Soviet Russia... giant rat attack you! If "you" means, "a group of cute kittens," that is. Anyway! So, here's a video of a giant rat going crazy and attacking a bunch of cute cats. How dare he! Watch inside.

Keeping in line with the dramatic / surprised animal series, here is our latest incarnation: Dramatic Eagle. It comes too late to be included in the Inception Animals video, but you'll be sure to see this in some future montage.

Afghan dog Target became famous when she helped thwart a suicide bombing at a U.S. military base. She was adopted and brought to the U.S. But Target ran away last week, was caught by Animal Control and euthanized by mistake.

Nutria are really nasty creatures, like a mutant gerbil crossed with a subway rat. So it was only a matter of time before nutria fur became a fashion trend. But did you know it's the most "guilt-free" of all fur?

Watch this video to learn about seventy-seven cat pure-breeds in four and a half minutes. Persians, Sphinxes, and Shorthairs OH MY!

[It's too early for Christmas, but we can make an except for the Everland Zoo in South Korea, because it's never too early for penguins dressed in Santa and reindeer costumes. Click through for more. Images via Getty.]