This video will make you think twice about dozing off on the subway.

Meet new parents, Alex and Ryan! Good thing they were able to practice on the dog before Baby came into their lives. Turns out having a dog is just like having a baby, and you can even reuse the kennel!

Doug and Sara Cannon are a Canadian couple who lost their Bernese mountain dog, Molly Jane, last week. They're so desperate to get the pet back that they're offering to name their firstborn child after whoever finds her. Watch inside.

After his son went off to college Craig Grant agreed to watch his cat while he was away, he now takes care of hundreds of them at his Caboodle Ranch.

Distract yourself from the impending snowstorm by watching this baby elephant frolic in the sand. Jealous much?

Here's a video of two cockatiels doing the nasty—but wait, that's not all! After all the bumpin' and grindin' is over with, one of the birds begins to whistle—what else?—"Whistle While You Work." But he's already done!

For some people, it's a dream to be surrounded by little monkeys. For others, a nightmare. Watch what happens when this man feeds a pack of monkeys. Too many monkeys? Perhaps. A good time? Definitely.

What's more adorable than a hallucinating bear? Of course the jarring soundtrack and amateur video tricks aren't quite as endearing but it doesn't matter! That's one chilled out bear. Watch inside.

Here's a 30-second video of three really, really, REALLY cute kitty cats sitting still for their owner. Oh, also: the aforementioned owner spends the 30 seconds stacking oranges on top of the cat's cute little paws. BAWWWWW, amirite? Watch inside.

Meet Tucker! Tucker is a Schnoodle and one-and-a-half years old. In this video, Tucker jumps up onto his owners' piano bench, plays a few notes, and sings along. Why does he sound so... tortured, though? Is Tucker depressed? Watch inside.

[A bird attacks a kite during the International Kite Festival in Ahmadabad, India today. Image via AP]

Remember all those birds that died in Italy with mysterious blue stains on their beaks? Turns out they were just greedy little fatties who gorged themselves on sunflower seeds and died of "massive indigestion." Reassuring, I guess?

A researcher in the German Foreign Office recently found documents concerning a Finnish dog named Jackie who, during WW2, was trained by its owner to give a Nazi salute on command. The Fuehrer-mocking dog made the Germans very angry.

The Veterinary Pet Insurance Company tabulated the most popular animal name for 2010: Bella. Yes, because of that vampire movie the kids won't shut up about. But what's really fun are the insane names given to some dogs and cats.

Meet Dexter, a small dog with an owner who clearly has too much time on her hands. We haven't seen seen these kinda rap skills since Denny Blaze, the Average Homeboy.

Have you ever felt the urge to pick up a tiny dog and zip it inside your sweater? That'd be cool, right? You know what it wouldn't be as cool as? This guy—and the owl in his sweater.

This camel loses it when being tickled, as do his owners.

Nobody puts this baby cub in a corner, except for the cat connected to the tail the bear cub was chewing on.

Poor Tzvika! Thanks to an unfortunate incident with a lawnmower, our little turtle friend has trouble using her back legs. Luckily, vets at the Ramat Gan Safari in Israel were able to help her out with a pair of wheels.

You know that, "If a black cat crosses your path, it's bad luck" saying? Does it still apply if the cat—named Robocop, here—is busily engaged in a battle with a front-loading washing machine? Or is it just cute?