animal-kingdom

Camille Dodero · 09/06/13 06:00AM

Goldie has a spacious apartment in Prospect Park West, loves salad, and gets pushed around in a fancy baby stroller. Goldie is also a 51-year-old tortoise.

Vicious Alligators Bitch Slapped by House Cat

Jeff Neumann · 11/14/10 09:47AM

Here's a video of a little house cat locked in a standoff with an alligator. It gets heated and the paws come out. And though the gator gets some backup, it's not enough to contain the cat. Watch below!

American-Born Pandas to be Deported to China to Mate

Maureen O'Connor · 01/26/10 04:14AM

Washington, D.C.'s Tai Shan and Atlanta's Mei Lan have been recalled to China (Did you know they retain inalienable ownership of all pandas, everywhere, forever?) to participate in their ancestral land's breeding program, and will leave next week.