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Emily Gould · 09/24/07 03:10PM
That Elephantine Firefighter's Hose Is Up For Grabs
Emily Gould · 09/24/07 08:00AMGolden Boy Justin Timberlake Can Stick His Dick In A Box And Win An Award
seth · 09/10/07 03:07PMThere was perhaps no better moment in capturing the wildly divergent career paths taken by former Mickey Mouse Club co-stars and lovers Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears than this weekend, when Timberlake not only swept the same MTV trophy ceremony on which Spears hammered the last press-on nail into her comeback coffin, but also managed to score an Emmy award for a boner-joke parody song done as a lark for a Saturday Night Live guest-hosting stint:
The loneliness of the long-distance webtard
Nick Douglas · 05/04/07 06:37PMNICK DOUGLAS — "I'm thrilled to now add being part of a Super Bowl commercial to my list of accomplishments." Sad. But that's what one of the actors says in a promotion called My Bowl Ad, another chance for has-been internet stars to milk one more appearance out of the fame from their year-old YouTube video. But this is only one of the four paths that the career of an Internet celebrity (or "webtard") can take after the first 15 minutes.
Dicks Returned To Boxes, Regifted At MSG
mark · 02/08/07 10:44AM[Video removed from CollegeHumor]