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Andy Rooney Hates Desire, Proposes Anti-Desire Pill
Emily A. Farris · 07/26/10 01:03PMDelirium Plagues the Elderly, and Andy Rooney Won't Stop Working
Hamilton Nolan · 06/21/10 09:12AMWhat Else Doesn't Andy Rooney Know?
Maureen O'Connor · 05/10/10 05:26PMAndy Rooney on Lady Gaga: 'Who?'
Max Read · 05/10/10 03:27AMIt's Time for Television's Old Guard to Retire
Brian Moylan · 04/20/10 02:34PMWas Andy Rooney's Son Fired by Jesus?
Hamilton Nolan · 03/24/10 08:11AMMan Unqualified For His Job Lectures the Unemployed
Hamilton Nolan · 03/22/10 09:21AMAndy Rooney Looks Back in Anguish
Daniel Barnum-Swett · 01/15/10 01:53PMToo Late
Hamilton Nolan · 01/14/10 10:01AMHappy Birthday
cityfile · 01/14/10 06:45AMIt hasn't been the easiest year for Vikram Pandit, but the Citigroup CEO has at least one reason to smile today: It's his 53rd birthday. Cranky 60 Minutes commentator Andy Rooney turns 91 today. Fox News anchor Shepard Smith is 46. Maureen Dowd of the New York Times is turning 58. Director Steven Soderbergh turns 47. Jason Bateman is 41. Dave Grohl is turning 41. LL Cool J is 42. Model Angela Lindvall is celebrating her 31st birthday. And Faye Dunaway turns 69 today.
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Whitney Jefferson · 12/31/09 03:00PMNo Matter How Glum Your New Year's Eve May Seem, It's Better Than Andy Rooney's
Whitney Jefferson · 12/31/09 12:43PM'I Can't Get Over It'
Hamilton Nolan · 07/24/09 09:08AMBetsey's Retirement, Kanye's Sneakers
cityfile · 06/30/09 07:28PM
• Betsey Johnson reports that she's thinking about retiring this fall. She plans to hand over the reigns to Eric Sartori. At least assuming he manages to "Betsey-fy himself," that is. [Cut]
• Kanye West's line of sneakers for Louis Vuitton has been delayed, but photos of the $700 kicks can now be viewed online. [Racked]
• Lauren Conrad, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Lopez: These are not very good times for celebrities-turned-designers, as you may have heard. Not that the bad news is stopping J.Lo from launching yet another fragrance, of course. [ABC News, People]
Andy Rooney is a Great-Grandfather!
The Cajun Boy · 06/05/09 01:37AMGeorge Clooney's Andy Rooney Impersonation
Ryan Tate · 03/18/09 04:16AMHappy Birthday
cityfile · 01/14/09 07:29AMWorst birthday ever: Embattled Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit turns 52 today, although we're going to assume that whatever big party Swati Pandi had been planning is not going ahead as scheduled. Others celebrating: 60 Minutes' Andy Rooney is turning 90. Fox News anchor Shepard Smith is 45. The New York Times' Maureen Dowd is 57. Models Karen Elson and Angela Lindvall are both turning 30. Filmmaker Steven Soderbergh is 46. Cranky liberal Eric Alterman is 49. Venture capitalist (and babe magnet) Adam Dell is turning 39. Jason Bateman is 40. Dave Grohl is celebrating his 40th. LL Cool J is 41. Faye Dunaway is turning 68. And Ms. Kristin Cavallari is turning 22 today.
The Andy Rooney Game
Nick Douglas · 06/03/08 01:41PMComedian Joe Mande invented a cute game: Remove all but the first and last sentence of Andy Rooney's segment from 60 Minutes, and put the result on YouTube. Incredibly, this makes Rooney sound more sensible than before. Below are Mande's seven editions of the Andy Rooney Game, including last weekend's segment, "Surprise Party."