Oh boy, were we excited to pick up "Posh and Becks," Andrew Morton's definitive take on the most chavghetto-fabulous couple of our times, Posh Spice and her husband, that hot gay-looking soccer dude. (After all, Morton wrote that masterpiece "Diana, Her True Story"!) And "Posh and Becks" is out now in a new updated mass market paperback edition! And yeah, we were so jazzed to pick the choicest excerpt for you.