“Last night, a patron came to me to complain about being hit by the stage blood. Not only was her sweater stained, but also her Burberry cashmere scarf and more importantly (she cried when she showed it to me) her leather Louis Vuitton bag. I told her that we will pay for the cleaning of her items.”

The British banker arrested in Hong Kong for murdering two women in a crime spree apparently inspired by American Psycho left a major clue in his Merrill Lynch email autoreply.

Police say a 29-year-old Merrill Lynch equity trader brutally murdered two women and stashed their bodies at his expensive apartment complex in Hong Kong, where he's currently facing murder charges.

Do you still feel a need to fund Bret Easton Ellis's attempts to affirm his cultural relevance? You can give money to American Psycho: The Musical! with music by Duncan Sheik.

Huey Lewis and the News' breakthrough album Sports turns 30 this year.

Bret Easton Ellis, the American Psycho writer and professional crazy person, is a pretty notorious tweeter. He's yelled at Lindsay Lohan for not showing up to set on time, defended Paris Hilton after she said most gay people "like, die of AIDS," and has told bullied kids to toughen up.

Miles Fisher, the actor who mocked Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology rant, is a singer too! Who knew! And he's pretty good. Fisher's tribute to the 80's classic "This Must Be The Place" is a must for Patrick Bateman fans everywhere.

Ohh look! Here's a really fun poppy cover of the Talking Heads' This Must Be the Place, by Miles Fisher. The video is an American Psycho homage. The "best" part? Heiress/area dope Lydia Hearst is in it, having sexy threesomes!!

Depressing and sort of end-of-the-economy timely word comes today that Brett Easton Ellis' 1991 novel American Psycho—about a Wall Street banker in the 1980's who is a crazed serial killer in his spare time—is being made into a stage musical. You'll remember that the book was adapted into a movie starring Christian Bale back in 2000, and that it featured a looming score of various recognizable 80's tunes. This prompted producers to decide that, hey!, it could be a musical extravaganza! To that end, we hope they turn it into a Huey Lewis jukebox musical. Maybe Christian Bale could be in it! We already know he can sing and sort of dance. (Also, we feel forced to add: As if theatre ticket prices weren't killer enough!) Our favorite Huey clip is after the jump.