We've already expressed to you how American Idol runner-up David Archuleta could literally save the world. How big an Archie fan are we? Let's put it this way: You see that video above us? We're the one in the orange shirt and glasses. Well, we've just downloaded his debut CD on iTunes, made available today, and have jotted down our thoughts on every track. Our occasionally tear-smudged first impressions follow:1. "Crush"

When it rains Paula Abdul-style good fortune, it pours, as Bravo has announced today that everyone's favorite barbiturate-impeded American Idol panelist will now be starring in her own reality series, Hey Paula!, named for the phrase shouted out at the star repeatedly during the project's initial pitch meetings to prevent her from blacking out completely: